Knuckledraggin My Life Away : Damn, I barely missed it.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Damn, I barely missed it.

I idling through the store parking lot today when a fucking Smart Car pulled right out in front of me, so I accelerated.
Stupid motherfucker.
I'll ram a Smart Car faster than I'll run over a poodle and enjoy it more.

2 comments:

AnonymousMay 21, 2011 at 12:33 PM
Ramming a smart car? That's kinda like pickin' on the fat retarded kid during recess, isn't it?
BTW - excellent blog!
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wirecutterMay 21, 2011 at 1:46 PM
Yeah, you're right.
It feels good while you're doing it but you feel kinda sorta bad afterwards.
Thanks for the complimnet, man.
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