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Friday, September 09, 2011

My pet cat Stumpy

I knocked at my neighbor's door today. I said "Your fucking cat keeps jumping over the fence into my garden and shitting and pissing everywhere".
"Sorry pal, but there's nothing I can do" he replied "Cats just have an excellent ability to climb and scale large heights".
"Not yours anymore." I replied "Here's his fucking legs."
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  1. StinkwillySeptember 10, 2011 at 10:11 AM

    Too fucking funny WC, to funny!!!
    That will stick with me the rest of the day.

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