An Okie is teaching his son how to masturbate. The son says "This is great fun, Pa!!!"
The father replies "I know, and when you turn 13 you can start using your own cock."
Obama was on the Oprah show and she axed hi if there was anything that turned him off during lovemaking sessions. He replied, "Yes, the screams of 'please Daddy, don't, it hurts."
Maybe you should change it to be an #Occupy protester.
>> actually, as our friend Whoopie from WaznMenToBe would point out - the most common phrase spoken by the young girls at the OWSer gatherings is "Paw, get off'en me, yore crushin' mah smokes!"
There should be more men like you in this world!
ReplyDeleteYou're incorrigible.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should change it to be an #Occupy protester.
Kimmy NO!
ReplyDeleteOne is more than enough!
Unfortunately Kimmy, I think most of the world would agree with Steve on that.
ReplyDeleteFunny? It's historical!
ReplyDeleteObama was on the Oprah show and she axed hi if there was anything that turned him off during lovemaking sessions.
ReplyDeleteHe replied,
"Yes, the screams of 'please Daddy, don't, it hurts."
Steve said...
ReplyDeleteYou're incorrigible.
Maybe you should change it to be an #Occupy protester.
>> actually, as our friend Whoopie from WaznMenToBe would point out - the most common phrase spoken by the young girls at the OWSer gatherings is "Paw, get off'en me, yore crushin' mah smokes!"