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Thursday, November 17, 2011

Only in San Fransicko

After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a colonoscopy in Philadelphia, I decided to have my next one carried out while visiting friends in San Francisco, where the beautiful nurses are allegedly much more gentle and accommodating.
As I lay naked on my side on the table, the nurse began my procedure.
"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.
"I haven't got an erection," I replied.
"No, but I have," replied the nurse.
- Rob
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5 comments:

  1. Bartender CabbieNovember 18, 2011 at 6:12 AM

    good one!!!

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  2. Howie HonkyNovember 18, 2011 at 6:14 AM

    "No, sir, that's not a thermometer..."

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  3. Tattoo JimNovember 18, 2011 at 3:07 PM

    "Excuse me, but do you wear a wrist
    watch?"
    "Why, yes I do!"
    "Then how about using it as a depth
    gauge?"

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  4. GrumpyunkNovember 18, 2011 at 5:15 PM

    Damn, after you get through it you think, "How come I didn't see that coming?"

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  5. AnonymousNovember 18, 2011 at 7:24 PM

    Hell I'd never go back to that dentist again!
    Paul in Texas

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