I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, waiting for it to turn green.
A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, stopped next to me.
The light changed, the Muslims praised Allah, shook their fists, hit the gas & darted off ahead of me.
Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding thru the intersection & ran directly over their car, crushing it completely, killing everyone in the car.
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man... that could have been me!"
So today; bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
But, did you see the news today outta Pennsylvania ? Link sent ya. Humor is healthy displacement, so far ....
American judge says it's OK for a POS Mooselimb immigrant to assault an American citizen. Cool. Solgoode. Gotsta be Culturally Sensitive, Diversively Inclusive, Politically Correct and Supine in the face of these primitive goatfuckers and moon-worshippers.
Soon now. Very soon. HNIC has already stated he'd side with his kin "if an ill wind blows"
Good one!
ReplyDeleteShould have used an AK or an HK instead of the AR. Still be rockin' n rollin'.
ReplyDeleteI was sitting at a stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, waiting for it to turn green.
ReplyDeleteA carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, stopped next to me.
The light changed, the Muslims praised Allah, shook their fists, hit the gas & darted off ahead of me.
Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding thru the intersection & ran directly over their car, crushing it completely, killing everyone in the car.
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man... that could have been me!"
So today; bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
Clean that '50' and you can avoid that problem....
ReplyDelete(What is outstanding is that Barrett is only about 100 miles from where I am.)
Mr L
ReplyDeleteAgree ... cue the rimshot.
But, did you see the news today outta Pennsylvania ? Link sent ya. Humor is healthy displacement, so far ....
American judge says it's OK for a POS Mooselimb immigrant to assault an American citizen. Cool. Solgoode. Gotsta be Culturally Sensitive, Diversively Inclusive, Politically Correct and Supine in the face of these primitive goatfuckers and moon-worshippers.
Soon now. Very soon. HNIC has already stated he'd side with his kin "if an ill wind blows"
OhioDude aka the Infidel
:) Good one.
ReplyDeleteI'm sitting here at 8:46 pm with a beer..waiting for you to post something from the west coast :)
ReplyDeleteFunny stuff - Birdy gets a prize, too.
ReplyDeleteGernades don't very often jam and it's just as much FUN!
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