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Tuesday, February 07, 2012

Ya gotta do what ya gotta do

Our new place has hardwood floors and new carpeting so it was decided that CharlieGodammits' water bowl should be outside. Can't be having that motherfucker dripping all over the carpet and floors, causing spots and shit. Hey, it sounded good to me (might have been my idea, in fact) seeing as he actually is was an outside dog.
I came wandering in from work tonight and it ain't 5 minutes before Lisa hits me with "You know what Charlie's been doing? Drinking out of the toilet!"
"Well Sweetie, he IS a dog."
"Yabbut if the lid and seat are down, he lifts them with his nose and crams his head into the bowl to drink."
"Well Sweetie, he is a SMART dog......"

Brings to mind the time I caught my ex watering my hound with filtered water - you know, the shit you gotta pay for?
"Hey, what the fuck are you doing?" I was pretty sure she'd lost her mind.
"I don't want to give our dogs water from the tap. All the chemicals, you know?"
I was right. Her milk had soured.
"Uh, seeing as I've seen that motherfucker drink out of a cow track with no ill effects, I don't think tap water is going to kill him."
Jesus. Women.....
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9 comments:

  1. drjimFebruary 7, 2012 at 10:55 PM

    Yep, that's one of those priceless moments.....

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  2. wirecutterFebruary 7, 2012 at 10:58 PM

    Wish I could get a picture of it.

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 7, 2012 at 10:58 PM

    Friggin FUNNY! Neat post.

    Miss Lisa, sounds like a Great lady...Especially that she tolerates, Charliegoddmanit and his ways...let alone you. :-)

    How bout a picture of you and Miss Lisa...and of COURSE...CharlieGoddamnit!!!!!

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  4. drjimFebruary 7, 2012 at 11:03 PM

    Don't you have one of those cameras you can set up to photograph deer and stuff? What do they call them, "gamecams" or something?

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 7, 2012 at 11:35 PM

    Aint it the truth? Damn! I'm still in trouble for going 50 in a 45 zone. It's a good thing she don't ride on the back of the KLR.

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  6. angrymikeFebruary 8, 2012 at 3:45 AM

    My woman uses well water for her coffee, I used to but it doesn't mix with my meds. Believe me that's one tough girl. All the minerals and shit. Believe me the day she says she wants a filter system, I'm out of there.

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  7. rpm2dayFebruary 8, 2012 at 8:05 AM

    Mine's been doing that for years (the dog, not the wife), always thought it was normal.

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  8. LisaFebruary 8, 2012 at 11:32 AM

    I am with anonymous on this one....and yes he drips from the toilet to where ever he ends up at....not hard to figure out! And really, its not as bad as your drooling Ken darling! : )

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  9. BushwackFebruary 8, 2012 at 11:37 AM

    We got 4 dogs man, only one of them does that. The Lab. He's 100 pounds of smart ass. His water bowl is in the dining room. It's always full. So what does he do? He goes to the toilet lifts the lid and drinks.. fkn dog.

    It's not so much him drinking it that pisses me off it's the slamming of the led when he's done at 3am... The other three dogs drink out of their bowl.. wtf.

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