To wirecutter and all the guys who responded:
Thank you so much from the heart of a not-20-year-old-not-size-2 woman. Sometimes MILFy Monday gets a little depressing. And a lot of us bigger gals see the "competition" and think "what the hell? I may as well go bake cookies." It's nice to know that somewhere out there, there's a man or two that appreciates softness and warmth. Gives me hope.
Sincerely,
hiswiserangel
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See, that's something that stick women don't understand - we like women that can bake cookies, a nice dinner and will sit down and eat them with us instead of drinking a fucking diet drink and eating a piece of toast.
Older women rock.
And you are welcome.
Thanks again wirecutter. You rock, too. Have a cookie.
ReplyDeleteOatmeal, raisin and bacon cookies?
ReplyDeleteOh, remind me to send the recipe and pics of the bacon baklava. Came out nice. Thanks for the idea.
ReplyDeleteDo that. I'll post the pictures.
ReplyDeleteThe recipe stays with me.
Bacon baklava?
ReplyDeleteThat's a new one to me!
Angel,
ReplyDeleteCan you make bacon, walnut and maple cookies of some sort? Please? I can feel my Hemo A1C rising already.
Brad
Brad,
ReplyDeleteI can make anything with flour, sugar and eggs. The extras are where I really have fun. I'll send wirecutter the recipe for your cookies with a pic when I perfect it. The VFW boys love when I start monkeying with a new recipe.
Angel
Well you know I'm hot for your "Sweet Buns" Angel.. shit that didn't sound right :D I mean the ones you won the blue ribbon for.. fuck, that didn't sound right either. You know I love you girl and your many talents, in the kitchen I mean. Still not sounding right, better leave it at that before I get in trouble ;-)
ReplyDeleteAll right you two, calm the fuck down. This is a family blog, ya know.
ReplyDeleteFamily my ass :P
ReplyDeleteEven though I sometimes get a "thing" for certain stick women, I've always said give me a woman with some ass behind her. Hey, some bumps up front don't hurt either. Yay for the curvy women of the world!
ReplyDeleteFuckin' A, wirecutter, calming the fuck down, doncha know.
ReplyDeleteGreat. I got two redheads ganging up on me and not in a fun way. Looks like I need to be digging up some of that ammo in the backyard.
ReplyDeleteI'm not ganging up on you, wirecutter. This is my favorite quote on the subject of mature voluptuous women:
ReplyDelete"And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom."
Anais Nin
The woman knew a thing or two about sex.
Not ganging up on you either, wirecutter. Just having fun. Good to know where you keep the ammo tho.
ReplyDeleteThat's a beautiful saying Wiserangel, made me smile :)
Ya gotta eat loads of oatmeal cookies with grapefruit juice chasers.
ReplyDeleteMakes you piss like a race horse and smell like a stable.
MMMMMMMM good!
A little round 'round the middle. Mmmmm.
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