This reminds me of a time when I was in a local supermarket, & approached one of the vacant self-service tills.
This guy in pink trousers starts yelling out "This man here just jumped the queue!" And pointed at me so all the checkout assistants knew who he meant.
I hadn't noticed there was a so-called "queue" and had just strolled up and started running my food through the till, as you do.
Now this pink pant wearing freakshow was yelling abuse at me and pointing and waving his arms.
I realised that I was in one of those situations where if I responded, no good would come of it. Plus I was running late for my work and needed to get out of there pronto. So I ignored the guy until I finished bagging my groceries.
At which point I turned round and said, "Stunnin breeks there man." And walked away.
He looked as if he had just remembered that he was wearing pink trousers. Now it was his turn to be the object of the checkout girls' attention.
Burst his bubble without having to give him a slap. There was no good way to be late for my work and explain myself by saying, "I had to fill in some woofter wearing pink trousers." So I think I did the right thing ...
Well....all I can say is his shows match his shirt!
ReplyDeleteOkay that's just all wrong, everybody knows you match your shoes with your belt, sheesh... some people...
ReplyDeleteOk, OK, OK......Guys don't know that stuff!
ReplyDeleteSorry drjim, hadn't seen your comment. And yes they do match, well thought out on "it's" part ~snicker~
ReplyDeleteI'm hoping his undies don't match... ewwwww
I don't *even* want to know!
ReplyDelete:-)
This reminds me of a time when I was in a local supermarket, & approached one of the vacant self-service tills.
ReplyDeleteThis guy in pink trousers starts yelling out "This man here just jumped the queue!" And pointed at me so all the checkout assistants knew who he meant.
I hadn't noticed there was a so-called "queue" and had just strolled up and started running my food through the till, as you do.
Now this pink pant wearing freakshow was yelling abuse at me and pointing and waving his arms.
I realised that I was in one of those situations where if I responded, no good would come of it. Plus I was running late for my work and needed to get out of there pronto. So I ignored the guy until I finished bagging my groceries.
At which point I turned round and said, "Stunnin breeks there man." And walked away.
He looked as if he had just remembered that he was wearing pink trousers. Now it was his turn to be the object of the checkout girls' attention.
Burst his bubble without having to give him a slap. There was no good way to be late for my work and explain myself by saying, "I had to fill in some woofter wearing pink trousers." So I think I did the right thing ...