DAMN that looks GOOD. Short story about my ex-wife; I come home one evening after a 12 to 14 hour day with supper waiting on me, as I expected. Well ONE bite into this fucking "hamburger" and my taste buds rebelled! I promptly asked the misses "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT??? After a few hem ha's she said it was a FUCKIN' Tofu (SP?) all vegie burger, Damnit man the dog had better sense that to eat that shit. Needless to say, that ended her B.S. when it came to healthy eatin' Oh yea, she was trying to feed me that shit so I would "live longer", go figure, we divorced after that, women??
Angel, I could go along with that thought process but I can't afford both, I'll go with the Beef & Bacon, while I'm still here; Screw the inheritance bullshit.
Aww hell, one more short true life adventure of Devil Tong, while we are on the Food Network. So the new girl friend brings home these chickens that her friend was going to slaughter. Well after a week I figure out why they were POT material in the first place, the bitches don't lay any egg's! So, After telling her this evening, I Ain't feedin' no worthless chickens and they are going in the stew pot, there seems to be a chasmin in our previously courdial relationship, go figure???
Devil Tong, chickens are not pets. And if it gets bad enough, neither are dogs. I have a really good dumpling recipe. And how do you think all those Milfs got the store bought titties? 1st hubby's life insurance.
Well, just yum. Beats the hell out of a delicious chocolate-flavored soy beverage. :-P
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ReplyDeleteMakin' me HUNGRY there, Kenny!
DAMN that looks GOOD. Short story about my ex-wife; I come home one evening after a 12 to 14 hour day with supper waiting on me, as I expected. Well ONE bite into this fucking "hamburger" and my taste buds rebelled! I promptly asked the misses "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT??? After a few hem ha's she said it was a FUCKIN' Tofu (SP?) all vegie burger, Damnit man the dog had better sense that to eat that shit. Needless to say, that ended her B.S. when it came to healthy eatin' Oh yea, she was trying to feed me that shit so I would "live longer", go figure, we divorced after that, women??
ReplyDeleteDevil Tong, my theory is buy as much life insurance as bacon and beef, and them love them to death.
ReplyDeleteGawd, Proof reading that last post would have done wonders. Sipher it the best you can, sorry about that, I hope you enjoy anyway.
ReplyDeleteAngel, I could go along with that thought process but I can't afford both, I'll go with the Beef & Bacon, while I'm still here; Screw the inheritance bullshit.
ReplyDeleteAww hell, one more short true life adventure of Devil Tong, while we are on the Food Network. So the new girl friend brings home these chickens that her friend was going to slaughter. Well after a week I figure out why they were POT material in the first place, the bitches don't lay any egg's! So, After telling her this evening, I Ain't feedin' no worthless chickens and they are going in the stew pot, there seems to be a chasmin in our previously courdial relationship, go figure???
ReplyDeleteDevil Tong, chickens are not pets. And if it gets bad enough, neither are dogs. I have a really good dumpling recipe.
ReplyDeleteAnd how do you think all those Milfs got the store bought titties? 1st hubby's life insurance.
This is the BEST!
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