Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big
smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has
happened. The coroner tells the detective: "First body: A wealthy New Yorker, 60, died of
heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile. Second body: Texan, 25, won $10,000 on the
Lottery, spent it all on whiskey, died of alcohol poisoning, hence the
smile".
The detective asked "What about the third body?"
"Ah" says the
coroner "This is the most unusual one. Billy Joe Shattucks, from Oklahoma, 30, struck by
lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the detective.
"Thought he was
having his picture taken".
Same family ; Grandpa has a cow ready to give birth. Take`s his grandson out to the barn with him , " son this is going to be a great lesson about life " . The cow drop`s the calf , the old man is cleaning the after birth debri off it , " well did you learn anything watching that young un ?". " Well just one question pa , just hoe fast was that calf runnin when that happened ?".
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