Sunday, January 13, 2013

My grooming problems are over, thanks to Russ III

A while back I did a post bitching and moaning because the teeth keep breaking out of my combs and so Russ III emails me for a shipping address, saying that a relative retired from the good folks that made Brylcreem, that they also made an indestructible comb as well as hair dressing and that he had a few left and would I like some?
Well, hell yeah I would - I don't turn down free shit (I know, how liberal of me), especially free shit that I have an immediate use for.
So yesterday the mail runs and there's a large envelope from Russ III. I opened it and about pissed all over the kitchen floor right then and there. He didn't send me a few indestructible Brylcreem combs - he sent me a fucking dozen, man. If they live up to their claim of being indestructible, I've got enough combs to last me a half dozen (gotta take losing them into consideration, ya know) lifetimes, even with my hippie hair.

Hopefully they'll stand up to me shoving my 45 magazines in my back pocket better than this cheap piece of shit Conair comb that I bought from El Walmarto a couple weeks ago.


Sarthurk said...

Hey, that's my hat!

Combs? we don't need no fuking combs!

wirecutter said...

No, that's MY hat - I can tell by all those little bugs crawling around the inside of it.

Sarthurk said...

OK fine!

Let me define this. My hat doesn't have ANY bugs crawling around on or in it. But it must have come from the same source, as it appears to resemble the one my coworkers are irked to understand. Fortunately, they understand the First Amendment. Especially when I pointed out the fact that "tolerance" is a two way street! As a new great grandpa today, I have a big job of teaching a young boy some important things. Fishing being the primary one. All greater things come from that lesson.

New cryptic word thing: UMifood 6

Wrench said...

Butch cut would solve it all?

John said...

I use those same combs from W-Mart.

It makes sense for me to use a comb with missing teeth...matches my missing hair!

Sarthurk said...

Hey Wrench! I doubt Kenny would go along with that idea. On the other hand, you could hold him down and Lisa could do the "Doo" to her satisfaction. CGD would go nuts!

Stay yer ground Ken!


Cryptic word of the moment: legiery 46

Brian said...

Call me nutty but I might actually cut my fucking hair.

timbo said...

I cut mine off for work a couple years back. I hate myself for selling out to the fucking system! I actually show people my drivers license so they can see what I "normally" look like.

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't it be easier to use a hairbrush?

wirecutter said...

Naw, that's gay.
I also don't use mousse or any other chick products in my hair. Don't even own a blow dryer - I think Lisa does but I ain't sure.

bunnirabid said...

it was comb suicide to get out of the same pair of pants as that blackberry. lol