Monday, March 18, 2013

Don't ask if you don't wanna know

 Teacher asks the kids in class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Little Johnny: "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe , an Infinite Visa Card and to fuck her three times a day".

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, ignores him and continues the lesson.
 "And you, Susie? What to you want to be when you grow up?"

"I wanna be Johnny's bitch!"

-John (of course)


MissK said...

Hey why not, Little Johnny's cute ;-)

Leavon said...

Still laughing.....

Tom Stockton said...

Hmmmm... Susie doesn't seem to be so dumb after all!

Illuminos said...

At least Johnny's got the ballz in HIS household!

Score 1 for masculinity.