Sunday, March 10, 2013

Fried rice, chow mein, foil chicken and a blowjob

A guy goes out clubbing and spots this lovely looking Chinese girl and without a moment to lose asks her to dance. They get on very well, more dances, a few drinks and at the end of the night she asks him "Would you like to come back to my place for coffee?" which of course he does. They arrive at her apartment and she tells him to sit down, have a drink while she slips on something more comfortable.
Well, he has his drink and out she comes wearing a see though nightie and says "Tonight I'm you're complete sex slave, you can do anything you want."
He replies "Wow that's great, I'd really like a 69!"
"Fuck off!" she says, "I'm not cooking this time of night!"


rpm2day said...

Ah so, I got it!

Tom Stockton said...

Similar joke about the young Chinese couple on their wedding night... husband wants to please timid wife... after much blushing, she asks for 69... shocked husband replies "You want beef with brocorri?"

Panhandlebuzz said...

Never saw that on menu @ Chinese Buffet.