One guy says to his buddy "Give me the perfect example of a dilemma, can you?"
The buddy replied "Well, imagine that you are lying in a big bed with a beautiful young woman on one side and a gay man on the other. Who are you going to turn your back on?"
C'est drôle ...
ReplyDeleteJewish dilemma: Free Ham.
ReplyDeleteOr when you wife, two daughters, your girlfriend, the dog, two cats, the house and car payments are two months late.
ReplyDeleteI'd roll over towards the dude and ask him to go downstairs for some lube.
ReplyDeleteThen I'd lock the door on the cocksucker.