It's hard to remember when drunk, but concrete and heads should not be in contact. Come to think of it, no part of the body should contact concrete. Okay, feet when you're walking. And hands, too, if the formation is on a paved area and you've screwed up and your platoon sergeant caught you and said "Gimme 10." Other than those, no.
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ReplyDelete15 Is that why you 'murkins call it the trunk?
I've had #1 happen to me, due to a cracked ceiling joist.
ReplyDeleteNo fun.
Had it happen two summers ago. Not fun at all. 1/3 of the living room ceiling fell. I hate drywall.
DeleteIt's hard to remember when drunk, but concrete and heads should not be in contact. Come to think of it, no part of the body should contact concrete. Okay, feet when you're walking. And hands, too, if the formation is on a paved area and you've screwed up and your platoon sergeant caught you and said "Gimme 10." Other than those, no.
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ReplyDeleteIf I ever saw #12 I'd just go back in the house and wait for spring.
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