I had a science teacher in the 8th grade who would give the class a reading assignment and while the class was reading would pick his nose, chew on it a little bit then put it in the binding of his textbook for later chewing. He also liked to walk the classroom while everyone was studying, then would drop his pencil on the floor in front of a cute girl in a skirt. He would then bend over to pick up his pencil while looking up their skirt. His name was Mr. Jackson. It's funny the things you remember 55 years after the fact.
Ya didn't go to school in Oregon did you Elmo? We had a teacher that was a slime too. Didn't pick buggers, but suck his teeth and yank ear wax out and play with it and would pull ear hair out. Oh and he would try to hug the girls all the time, much like our vaulted Biden... tried to feel up young budding boobs.
#12. I hate to admit it, but I am starting to see the attraction of women in masks. I have seen a couple pair of enchanting eyes at the grocery store and thought to myself, self, she looks cute, and I would like to take her home and see what is under that mask.
#1) Everybody's doin' it, pickin' their nose and chewin' it, thinkin' it's candy but it's not.
ReplyDeleteit tastes good, like a booger should!
Delete...it's a hot snot sundae with a booger on top.
DeleteI had a science teacher in the 8th grade who would give the class a reading assignment and while the class was reading would pick his nose, chew on it a little bit then put it in the binding of his textbook for later chewing.
DeleteHe also liked to walk the classroom while everyone was studying, then would drop his pencil on the floor in front of a cute girl in a skirt. He would then bend over to pick up his pencil while looking up their skirt. His name was Mr. Jackson.
It's funny the things you remember 55 years after the fact.
Ya didn't go to school in Oregon did you Elmo? We had a teacher that was a slime too. Didn't pick buggers, but suck his teeth and yank ear wax out and play with it and would pull ear hair out. Oh and he would try to hug the girls all the time, much like our vaulted Biden... tried to feel up young budding boobs.
DeletePic #14 is thought provoking...
ReplyDeleteMust be the progressive's beloved Margaret Sanger.
Delete#12. I hate to admit it, but I am starting to see the attraction of women in masks. I have seen a couple pair of enchanting eyes at the grocery store and thought to myself, self, she looks cute, and I would like to take her home and see what is under that mask.
ReplyDeleteWhen Dahmer used to open the refrigerator he'd sing "My bologna has a first name....."....
ReplyDelete#2ish. Me: What's wrong?
ReplyDeleteHer: I just haven't felt myself all day.
Me: Well, that's what I'm here for.