Years back i came out of a homedepot and say an idiot doing reverse donuts in the mostly empty parking lot. They ended up rear ending my truck and as i ran over they took off.
But like this pic them left their bumper attached to my hitch. I also got the name of the roofing company off the side of the vehicle.
Well i called the cops and they tracked down the company who claimed they had been no where near that homedepot. Guy claimed i must have written down the license plate wrong.
The cop called him a lier and pointed out he had left his bumper and license plate behind. He gave the guy a bunch of tickets, including leaving the scene of an accident and driving without a license plate.
I drug an asshole in a Buick clear across a highway bridge once. He came in too fast and jumped the bumper right over the ball. Just put it into low and drove away, with him yelling, blowing the horn, and generally freaking out. We did even more damage jumping the thing off my hitch.
I've had a couple vehicles impale their radiators on my hitch, but never got any souvenirs. One time I was sitting at a red light, and another time I was making a right-hand turn and some dude plowed right into me. Both times left big puddles of anti-freeze and no damage to me or my truck.
Years back i came out of a homedepot and say an idiot doing reverse donuts in the mostly empty parking lot. They ended up rear ending my truck and as i ran over they took off.
ReplyDeleteBut like this pic them left their bumper attached to my hitch. I also got the name of the roofing company off the side of the vehicle.
Well i called the cops and they tracked down the company who claimed they had been no where near that homedepot. Guy claimed i must have written down the license plate wrong.
The cop called him a lier and pointed out he had left his bumper and license plate behind. He gave the guy a bunch of tickets, including leaving the scene of an accident and driving without a license plate.
I love leaving the hitch in.
Exile1981
I drug an asshole in a Buick clear across a highway bridge once. He came in too fast and jumped the bumper right over the ball. Just put it into low and drove away, with him yelling, blowing the horn, and generally freaking out. We did even more damage jumping the thing off my hitch.
ReplyDeleteI've had a couple vehicles impale their radiators on my hitch, but never got any souvenirs. One time I was sitting at a red light, and another time I was making a right-hand turn and some dude plowed right into me. Both times left big puddles of anti-freeze and no damage to me or my truck.
ReplyDeleteKinda like that Hemingway story, the Old Man and the Sea. I guess the "Sea" stands for "Civic".
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