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Friday, May 15, 2020

Who? Joetaevious? No fucking way!!!

Two people have been arrested and two others are wanted in connection with a string of carjackings in southwest Atlanta, according to police.

The two suspects are sought on multiple charges, including hijacking a motor vehicle and armed robbery in four incidents, Atlanta police spokesman Steve Avery said. Two others, Joetaevious Easley, 19, and an unnamed 16-year-old, were previously arrested and charged, Avery said.
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-Chuck

20 comments:

  1. The photo looks exactly how you'd expect somebody named Joetaevious to look.

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  2. That one's a new low in the hall of SNN's. Round here one only needs to look in the local crime article in the soon-to-be-defunct paper for competitors, here's some dandies : Delviyonte Dequae Sampson, indicted for capital murder, Krisean Jamon Gibson and Jamarine Long on murder charges. That's just one day last week in a never-ending parade of little black thugs with SNN's running up against the justice system. Their chief problem is being raised by mammies who thought it would be cute to give the little suckahs such transgressive names.

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  3. waitingForTheStormMay 16, 2020 at 6:18 AM

    Your headline had me laughing out loud.

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  4. Joetaevious. It's hard for the crackers to pronounce so he goes by the short abbreviated version "Taevious"

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  5. TAE in Acronyms & Abbreviations can mean
    Trial And Error,
    Terminal Adapter Equipment,
    Thinking At the Edge, Transdisciplinary Areas of Excellence.
    And in Swahili it just means insert two clicks here.

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  6. Well, to be fair, what other job is he going to get with a name like that?

    -rightwingterrorist

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  7. What do you expect from a town whose mayor is named, "Keisha"? My home town. Sigh.

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  8. How does you make it 16 years in this world without being given a name?

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  9. The po-leece should be after the Scottish Presbyterian gang – Lochmodias McModia, Hylandria Brough, Nessetia Glasgo and Fergu Begoria. Joetaevius was termed "a teen." Hunh-uh. No way. What he is, see, is a stupid-ass MF been hanging with Lotodius and Marginoly and Rollo before he was big enough to crawl. His stupid-ass mama and stupid-ass daddy too deep in Chuck's food, housing and monthly check to do anything but rob people and f'k and make more stupid-ass kids.

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  10. OK, how many didn't need to look at the picture at the jump to know that Joetaevious was black oops, sorry, was one of those 12%/90% boys who din do nuffin'??

    Nemo

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  11. Dontknowmydad'tavious was the other kid's name.

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  12. Joetaevious. It must be French for golliwog.

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  13. Guessing that Mr. Easley's one telephone call from the slammer went to a Ms Stacey Abrahms, or as Taveyjoe calls her: Aunt Stacey.

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  14. Always that damn tax we are paying... Imagine the quality of our lives if we didn't have that damn tax to worry about...

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  15. Does he have brothers named Le'roquandelle and Derotisserie?

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    1. No, but he has one named LeMongelo and one named Or-Angelo

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  16. Teen... technically 19 is a teenager, but 18 and up is an adult.

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  17. I hope some never get to liking FOOD as names ESPECIALLY beans? Can you see a FARTAVIOUS?? STINKAVIOS? an so on.

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