MONROE COUNTY, Fla. – A Florida man who was upset about the noise a chicken was making grabbed the bird and kicked it like “a football player would kick a field goal,” according to the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office. MORE
I live in a rural area where you can't have chickens on less than an acre. The lady across the street got special permission for her 4 emotional support roosters... no chickens just her and 4 cocks.
True story, or at least it was told to me to be true. Good friend in college, rail thin. Whole family was like that except "little brother" who got sick of being picked on all the time because he was scrawny. "Little brother" grew to be around 6'2", and one huge guy. Never met him but saw a couple picutres and he is not someone I would want to piss off, every. 6'2", probably weighted around 230, almost sure he was juiced (no human gets veins like that), and probably had around -2.0% body fat. The family, probably to try to keep up with his protein intake, bought an "egg kit," with like 14 hens and 2 roosters, or something like that. One day, he had just had very expensive hubcaps put on his car. When he arrived at home, one of the roosters noticed a "new rooster" in the mirror-like hubcaps, and flipped. Dented the hubcap something awful. Then my buddy, on the back side of a 2-story house upstairs, hears a car door open and close, lots of profanity, an unearthly screech, followed by a dull thud. Then a red blur fly's by the window, going down. Little brother had enough of rooster, grabbed it by the neck and drop kicked it over the house. The rooster survived, but was mentally damaged. It was terrified of little brother, shiny hubcaps, and humans for the rest of it's life. It also wouldn't try to mate with the hens anymore. I'm not one for animal abuse, but sometimes, man. -Just a Chemist
Old Carson show gag.
ReplyDeleteHoss gets fed up and drop kicks a chicken.
I guess life really does imitate art.
I am I evil because I laughed when I read this?
ReplyDeleteMichael in Nelson
We have a rooster who lives in the house behind us who crows at all hours of the day or night. I get why he did that.
ReplyDeleteI live in a rural area where you can't have chickens on less than an acre. The lady across the street got special permission for her 4 emotional support roosters... no chickens just her and 4 cocks.
DeleteExile1981
Chicken kickin'.....the new sport that's taking the nation by storm....
ReplyDeleteTrue story, or at least it was told to me to be true.
ReplyDeleteGood friend in college, rail thin. Whole family was like that except "little brother" who got sick of being picked on all the time because he was scrawny. "Little brother" grew to be around 6'2", and one huge guy. Never met him but saw a couple picutres and he is not someone I would want to piss off, every. 6'2", probably weighted around 230, almost sure he was juiced (no human gets veins like that), and probably had around -2.0% body fat. The family, probably to try to keep up with his protein intake, bought an "egg kit," with like 14 hens and 2 roosters, or something like that. One day, he had just had very expensive hubcaps put on his car. When he arrived at home, one of the roosters noticed a "new rooster" in the mirror-like hubcaps, and flipped. Dented the hubcap something awful. Then my buddy, on the back side of a 2-story house upstairs, hears a car door open and close, lots of profanity, an unearthly screech, followed by a dull thud. Then a red blur fly's by the window, going down.
Little brother had enough of rooster, grabbed it by the neck and drop kicked it over the house.
The rooster survived, but was mentally damaged. It was terrified of little brother, shiny hubcaps, and humans for the rest of it's life. It also wouldn't try to mate with the hens anymore. I'm not one for animal abuse, but sometimes, man.
-Just a Chemist
Wirecutter don't allow no "chicken abuse" around here!
ReplyDeleteIf it were a rooster I'd be tempted to post this guy's bail.
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