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Tuesday, June 09, 2020

"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU I DON'T LIKE PINEAPPLE ON MY PIZZA???"

It turns out, there is such a thing as too much pizza.

A Belgian man says he has been receiving mysterious pizzas that he never ordered for over a decade. While it may initially seem like an annoying prank, the victim says he’s received so many pizzas over the years that he shakes every time he hears a scooter coming down the street.
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4 comments:

  1. Y'all act like pineapple on pizza is like ketchup soaked bacon. Don't be surprised if Pep A Roni's calls you to pick-up a pizza. (evil laughter)

    Rick

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  2. Call the pizza shops and tell them "I don't order pizza, I will not pay for pizza". Also put a sign on the door relaying same. How many free pizzas are these places willing to absorb. Unless the culprit is also paying for them. Reqardless, seems like an easy thing to deal with.

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  3. Dude needs to harden the fuck up. Too bad the only thing good to come out of Belgium either says, "Browning" on it, or Fabrique Nationale.

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  4. How is this possible? Either someone is ordering pizzas in his name and not paying for them, in which case the pizza places will learn rapidly that it's a prank and stop taking them (they have to eat the cost otherwise), or someone IS paying for them, in which case they are either paying in cash, in which case someone is giving them money in person, or by card, in which case there is a name associated with it.

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