Before the kids, I took my wife and her visiting sister to NYFC. Two nights all in the same room; first night wife wants to get frisky. "But A----- is just feet away in the other bed." "So?"
Hindsight being 20/20, could have been entertaining if we'd started then I'd whispered "A shame A----- is missing out on the fun." Entertaining, or a cue for a hospital visit for me as my wife went berserk for suggesting it.
My half-feral Maine Coon cat that's suffering from cancer doesn't need a gun shot to go freekin crazy. Just show him the dropper with the Axoxcillin and he gets those razor sharp claws moving toward my wrist artery.
10. Given my wife's sister, true statement.
ReplyDeleteBefore the kids, I took my wife and her visiting sister to NYFC. Two nights all in the same room; first night wife wants to get frisky. "But A----- is just feet away in the other bed." "So?"
Hindsight being 20/20, could have been entertaining if we'd started then I'd whispered "A shame A----- is missing out on the fun." Entertaining, or a cue for a hospital visit for me as my wife went berserk for suggesting it.
#12 - And the record holder probably went to the hospital.
ReplyDeleteI'm a shooting enthusiast and also own a half-feral cat. Mixing the two had never crossed my mind. Until now. That's a record I do NOT want to own.
#5 Elvira, Mistress of the Dark
ReplyDelete# 10 hits home... not quite the same verbiage> but the end of that marriage.... Tact was never my best suit
ReplyDeleteAges ago, as a drunk teenager, I thought Elvira was sexually attractive.
ReplyDelete# 5, oh f*uck no. Don't stick your d*ck in crazy.
John in Indy
Did you mean #4? LOL
Delete# 2 If you are broken inside? How do you expect Shampoo to fixit, it is for external use only. Of course you could drink it and fart bubbles.
ReplyDeleteMy half-feral Maine Coon cat that's suffering from cancer doesn't need a gun shot to go freekin crazy. Just show him the dropper with the Axoxcillin and he gets those razor sharp claws moving toward my wrist artery.
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