MIAMI BEACH, Fla. – A South Florida homeowner has what her attorney calls “the tenant from hell.”
It’s now home to a stripper pole, jet skis and large parties on regular basis with no regard for social distancing.
The owner hired Jonathan Neuman to begin eviction proceedings. “The problem with that,” the attorney says, “is that the governor has shut down all residential evictions in the state.”
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So enlist a couple Goombas with baseball bats to talk to them. Lather, rinse, repeat until they get the message.
ReplyDeleteAre there any Goombas in Miami Beach? Um, yeah that makes sense. Do it discreetly though, pay cash and use burner phones.
Delete1976-84, we owned rental properties in Sacramento.
ReplyDeleteAfter our first experience with criminal renters, our friend 'Marshal' offered to tag along.
Retired from US Marshals Service, Marshal was 6'8" and Black©.
He carried a custom 'HWP' baseball bat... about a foot longer and much broader than stock.
Marshal never spoke, he just stood behind me as the tenants worked it out.
Marshal was a single parent after his wife ditched her family.
His daughter followed in his career path.