Authorities in Broward County, Florida have passed a coronavirus emergency order which includes text suggesting all residents are mandated to wear face masks inside their own homes.
County Administrator Bertha Henry issued Emergency Order 20-22, which imposes a curfew from 11pm to 5am while also banning all gatherings of 10 or more people.
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Good luck with that piece of stupidly.
ReplyDeleteA small part of me wants to live there, just for now, to deliver a huge F-U to Big Bertha.
ReplyDeleteMost of me is glad I never even considered living is florida.
-Just A Chemist
more proof that politicians are morons
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.....Oh, stop it! It's too much! hahahahahahahahahahah I guess we need these stories every once in awhile to enjoy a good laugh.
ReplyDeleteHow can this be remotely constitutional?
ReplyDeleteHow can this be remotely enforceable?
Deletecan you believe it's been 5 months of this covid lie bullshit and not one single politician around the globe has been killed yet ?
ReplyDeleteI’m disappointed; I had a fiver on Nancy taking a dirt nap
DeleteIt's worth a good laugh, but that's about it!
ReplyDeleteMake me wear one
ReplyDeletefrom the article "in Broward County it appears to be backed by the law."
ReplyDeleteIt isn't a law moron. It's an edict issued by some Demonrat administrator. Desantis should fire this bitch, post haste. Maybe she'll be the first as alleged by anonymous @2:06PM above.
As a resident of the swampy So Flo Broward County, this was universally laughed at and totally unenforceable. Even City LE Depts, and BSO (Broward Sheriff's Office) hoisted a middle finger. Shes a wannabe little tyrant.
ReplyDeleteAfter I saw this story, pissed my pants in hysterical laughter, she has gone silent after thousands of emails, voicemails, blew up her office. Should be pitchforks tar and feathering but....sigh.
Is there something in the water in Coward, er Broward County, FL? Isn't this the same place that the cops quaked in their boots versus save school children? Is this edict designed to make the cops feel better, now they can barge in on Marge Simpson, toss her to the ground, grope her to make sure she isn't armed, all before frog marching her to jail for now wearing a mask in her own home.
ReplyDeleteMaybe as a bonus they can wait until she's in the shower -- that way they'll get to wrestle her all lathered up with body wash; and they know she won't be wearing a mask at the time.
How am I gonna I.D. the actors in those MILF POV flicks if they're wearing face masks? OH there's Butt hole identification sites using bing.com/images.
ReplyDeletePLEASE pass this type of order where I live... I dare ya
ReplyDeleteI've fucking had enough of this covid lie.
Well...real info is out there about how much this whole thing is a politically driven hypefest but it'd take a whole thread dedicated to it.
ReplyDeleteThe Burning Platform (TBP) have lots of threads on it.
Bertha would have been better off had she let a loud, smelly fart in a crowded elevator.
ReplyDeleteWhat's really sad about this is there are a lot of people who will obey this. As I was out and about today in Southern California I saw people wearing masks while driving alone in their cars. I kid you not. I find it discouraging but not surprising that stinking politicians are pushing this shit but what's really getting me down is how willingly so many people accept it without asking any questions. On the other hand it does feel good to know that maybe I'm not a complete idiot after all. There are others who are worse.
ReplyDeleteLike going to bed alone and putting on a rubber "just in case".
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