I'm beginning to think that FB has programmed the Algo to ignore your posts. Maybe some of your followers should start flagging you to help things along. I'd do it, but I don't FB.
Dang it, I can't seem to get banned. I spent most of the morning telling a bunch of trannys they belonged in the state mental hospital. Even got accused of a "death threat" for telling one of the degenerates that if he attempted to go into the same bathroom as my daughter the bathroom he uses would be the least of his worries.
FB is most likely tracing you and then checking all others you make contact with. When they have a group of 50 or so they will sell all the names to the FBI who will then come to each of your houses and squat, uh, er SWAT on you.
#15 for the win.
ReplyDeleteI don't 7 almost made me shoot bourbon out my nose. That shit still burnt a little. Do not take a swig while reading these
DeleteA lesson most of us learned after the first few posts....viewing in public will also get you looks.
Delete#1 - he’s, yes you are
ReplyDelete#10 - Where's Australia and New Zealand? Should we throw in India, Pakistan, South Africa and Kenya too?
ReplyDelete#8 - And if the second and third turn pancake turn out like the first? Stay of the kitchen. Making pancakes just isn't your thing.
ReplyDeleteNot to worry, there's always the Waffle House or IHOP. AKA, the Bunny Ranch of pancake houses.
There's a mix metaphor in there somewhere; don't ask me to explain it.
I threw out the first four.
DeleteI'm beginning to think that FB has programmed the Algo to ignore your posts. Maybe some of your followers should start flagging you to help things along. I'd do it, but I don't FB.
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Dang it, I can't seem to get banned. I spent most of the morning telling a bunch of trannys they belonged in the state mental hospital. Even got accused of a "death threat" for telling one of the degenerates that if he attempted to go into the same bathroom as my daughter the bathroom he uses would be the least of his worries.
ReplyDeleteFB is most likely tracing you and then checking all others you make contact with. When they have a group of 50 or so they will sell all the names to the FBI who will then come to each of your houses and squat, uh, er SWAT on you.
DeleteOh sh$$ Kenny, these are hilarious!
ReplyDelete#2 I doubt Facebook will let that one go through. I find it hilarious. All of these are winners.
ReplyDeleteIf it's posted here, it's already been posted on my FB page.
DeleteI think Facebook is going all conservative of late. They have axed some of the Karen's they had on staff so the rest have to scold faster
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