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Monday, July 27, 2020

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33 comments:

  1. Fuckin' Snap On Joke is funny as hell.
    At one point back in the 90's I was making payments that added up to be more than the damn house payment.

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    1. You mean back when they were good tools?

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    2. Hey, they are good tools as is Matco and Mac tools, they just cost more. Lord knows i got enough of them in my tool boxes. Yes i have spent more on tools than a house cost!!!! Grayman

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    3. Yup I remember my steel fab days, except it was Matco for me, think my brother had some Snap On stuff and I avoided his brands when able and it was less $$.
      Go out to the truck to make your payment and end up putting another hundred or two back on the books.
      Quite the racket, except if they let a guy get too extended and he got laid off.

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    4. I finally had to run the Snap On guy off from my business. My guys were getting in too deep. Yeah, I know they are adults and can look after themselves, but I did them a favor.

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  2. Given the state of government funded education in this country, you could be fucking illiterate and do a better job...

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  3. How many people will get #2?

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    1. Well, if you read the next comment...

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    2. Those are "Nigger toes" right? i thought my father made that up 50 years ago LOL

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    3. Yup! Nigger toes. Brazil nuts for the Karens

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    4. waitingForTheStormJuly 28, 2020 at 8:23 AM

      I was 12 years old before I knew they had another name...

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    5. If you're a Millinnial you won't get it.
      BTW: #3 for the win.
      BTW: I like the new larger font. My 80 yo eyes thank you.

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  4. I don't get # 2. Are those Brazil Nuts?

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    1. Yes, those are Brazil nuts. A somewhat pithier or vulgar name for them is nigga-toes.

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    2. Errr, ummm, why yes they are! You must live in the northern latitudes...

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    3. Yes they are! But they are known colloquially as “nigger toes.”

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    4. Back in my grandmothers day they were called nigger toes.

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    5. nigger toes (no joke)

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    6. Nigger Toes i think they're called LOL

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    7. My mother has always called them that, and still does. PC is not in her vocabulary.

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  5. I got it because my grandma always called them N***** toes.

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  6. Well, I already know I’m going to hell, Kenny so I’ll save you a seat for #3

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  7. Nigger toes in my house growing up....

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  8. Tuchux!,Tuchux!,Tuchux!

    I'll drink to the Old Chucks tonight.

    John in Indy

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  9. #3, I have a friend, who miscarried several times, then had a boy. Come to find out, she was pregnant with twins, one died, and the hormones from that dead baby allowed the second baby to carry to full term, healthy and alive. The doctors learned from that, and put her on hormones of some kind, and she carried a second baby, a girl, full term, and she is fine now as well. Strangest thing I had ever heard of.
    One other thing, this woman was drop dead gorgeous in high school. I mean, blond hair, perfect body, etc. She was 3 years younger than me, but she liked me and so we hung out some times. I think she is married to a doctor now.


    pigpen51

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  10. My kids would never get #2 even though I was a teen before I knew to call them Brazil nuts. 40 years ago a couple of black gals at work asked me if people actually called them the colloquial name I grew up with. Yes was all I could day. It was a bit flattering that I was considered a safe one to ask.

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  11. Nope. Didn't get #2 either and they don't look like the Brazil nuts out my way.
    #12 - Snapoff tools as they're called here.
    Anyone seen the old promo vid for Screwgrab? 😅

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  12. I got number two in a nanosecond. Even my black friends called them Nigger-toes!

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    1. I was well into adulthood before I knew they had another name.

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