#5 is being a bit judgy. I've sported half the tools I needed for a project,a 9mm, keys, wallet, pocket knife, etc into Home Depot or wherever I needed to go more times than I can count. If you find a woman that would put all of that filthy stuff in their purse, she is on the already taken list (9mm always goes in the clean pocket with the wallet; helps balance)!
Damn, now you have ruined Sesame Street for me. Every time I see it, I will be thinking of puppet sex. And I almost had put that behind me, through a lot of therapy. Imagine, Miss Piggy, getting nailed by Kermit, only put Ned Beatty on his hands and knees, and Burt Reynolds behind him. Neither one of those pictures are pretty, right? Remember rule 34, only in this case, for myself, I am just joking. Anyone else?
#9: I couldn't get my commercial FAA license so I took the easy route and got a job driving a school bus. Kids screams going over a cliff are lots more exciting than drunken 1st class Millennial passengers anyway.
Bib overalls. All the carry capacity of cargo pants but you don't look like a millennial when you wear them. I can pocket carry a full size 1911 in my Big Smith overalls. Plus you don't have to worry about your britches falling down cause you got a white boy ass.
#5 is being a bit judgy. I've sported half the tools I needed for a project,a 9mm, keys, wallet, pocket knife, etc into Home Depot or wherever I needed to go more times than I can count. If you find a woman that would put all of that filthy stuff in their purse, she is on the already taken list (9mm always goes in the clean pocket with the wallet; helps balance)!
ReplyDeleteNot sure I get #6...
ReplyDeleteWhite girls acting all ghetto cause they ate Mexican food
DeleteIf you were from or had ever driven through the Central Valley of California you sure would.
DeleteHope this helps.
What are they spelling out with their hands ?
Delete#5 Wallet, keys, knife, multi-tool, spare mags, lighter, spare mask. Yeh, we need more than four pockets.
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Damn, now you have ruined Sesame Street for me. Every time I see it, I will be thinking of puppet sex. And I almost had put that behind me, through a lot of therapy.
ReplyDeleteImagine, Miss Piggy, getting nailed by Kermit, only put Ned Beatty on his hands and knees, and Burt Reynolds behind him. Neither one of those pictures are pretty, right?
Remember rule 34, only in this case, for myself, I am just joking. Anyone else?
pigpen51
Ever watched the show "Puppets who kill"?
DeleteYou'll never get the idea of puppet sex out of your mind after that.
Exile1981
My favorite Elmo video.
Deletehttps://youtu.be/PwZnCkoX5gI
I live in cargo pants, pretty much all I wear
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#9: I couldn't get my commercial FAA license so I took the easy route and got a job driving a school bus. Kids screams going over a cliff are lots more exciting than drunken 1st class Millennial passengers anyway.
ReplyDelete#5 No holster cary pants
ReplyDeleteBib overalls. All the carry capacity of cargo pants but you don't look like a millennial when you wear them. I can pocket carry a full size 1911 in my Big Smith overalls. Plus you don't have to worry about your britches falling down cause you got a white boy ass.
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