In an effort to help British Columbians navigate intimacy in the time of coronavirus, the BC Centre for Disease Control has issued safe sex guidelines that recommend use of "glory holes."
Under the heading "steps to protect yourself during sex," they write "Use barriers, like walls (e.g., glory holes), that allow for sexual contact but prevent close face-to-face contact."
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It's Canada, who cares.....
ReplyDeleteHopefully it results in less canadians
DeleteSo you can't be face-to-face while literally exchanging bodily fluids? Aren't viruses more transmissible during procreation? We getting closer do the Demolition Man future world concept of sex. I expect these "Experts" will soon advocate for purely virtual/remote love-making.
ReplyDeleteWaiting for Joe Biden's take on this one-should be worth an extra large popcorn.
DeleteDidn't Fauci encourage having sex with strangers that one might find on Tinder or one of those other find a sex partner web sites back in February?
ReplyDeleteJust more proof that our vaunted health officials are BAT SHIT FUCKING CRAZY.
Nemo
Next, they will recommend we each get our own "orgasmatron("sleeper").
ReplyDeleteYou don't need to be crazy to live in this era, but it helps...
Did they include a list of locations?
ReplyDeleteThey also mandate wearing masks, needless to say they get very little cooperation from us.
ReplyDeleteThis from the same province that is promoting vending machines for opioids.
ReplyDeletehttps://globalnews.ca/news/6426963/opioid-vending-machine-vancouver/
Would you expect anything less? Glad I left that shithole over 25 years ago and returned to civilization.
Don't we already have brown grocery bags for that?
ReplyDeleteHey, stick your dick in this hole, it will feel really good,honest. Umm, no thanks, I like to at least KNOW where my dicks been.
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