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Monday, August 10, 2020

Fucking Mondays

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  1. What on earth is going on in #9?

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    1. My question too on #9. #10 missed it by thaaaat much

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    2. snot snakes
      https://wreg.com/news/slime-eels-turn-oregon-highway-into-gooey-mess-after-truck-overturns/

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    3. IDK, but my first instinct is to kill it with fire.

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    4. Here's the story: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2017/07/hagfish-slime-oregon-highway/

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    5. thank you for that question---you beat me to it!

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    6. Remember how eel-skin wallets were all the rage? Guess what critter they were made of?
      I used to fish those nasty sons-a-bitches. 4 of them will solidify a 5 gallon bucket full of water with their snot. You have to dunk 'em in a tank full of water treated with a narcotic to knock them out and get them to stop producing slime.

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    7. #2 - I have a doofus BIL who is that stupid to drive off with the gas hose still in his car. He's done it many times - and he is a CPA and has a master's degree. He mastered being a dumbass.

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  2. #6. Been there, did that. Only I didn't see it until I was at the gas station with my hand on the cap, the air was suddenly full of wasps and man didn't my hand kinda hurt.

    From then on, I always made sure to ask if it had gas in in it when my boss told me to use the gofer truck.

    #2 That gas line has the breakaway thingie installed. I thought those were meant to prevent damage to the pump.

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  3. You think #6 is whack? Look what i ran into. https://imgur.com/dPkUFm6
    I won't bore you with the details but I did leave the hood up and old 'poss
    left by th time I came back from errands.

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  4. Why would anyone drive off with the pump nozzle still stuck in their car? I can't think of a single circumstance which would cause me to do that.

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    1. Yea, but you ain't Joe Biden either.

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    2. Having seen it many times, you must have led a protected live, until now.

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    3. Twice over here. The safety release prevented her from dragging the gas station away with her, but she got quite a distance before noticing the first time.

      Scary part is, I'm carrying some of those genes.....

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  5. In this case, I'd say it's because the filler neck is on the passenger side, although you'd have to walk past it to pay for the gas/get your goodies, etc.

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  6. No Neck Joe!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlM8B8BbSYc

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  7. Koreans love those things in #9.

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  8. #1......Wonder what happened....?

    Ed357

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  9. #3 was in New Braunfels, TX using a skid-steer on a really sloped hill digging (drilling)holes for new light pole bases.
    I was facing uphill and the river was behind me. I had the Journeyman hook a chain to the ROPs and to a tree before I raised the digging attachment so I wouldn't roll backwards into the river when I started digging.

    I took the slack out of that chain a couple times.

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