I'd like to see him try it with that asshole dog Jack
That asshole dog Jack hates UPS and he's spooky towards anything strange. With as few blacks as we have around here, I don't believe he's ever seen a black man before.
I rescued a half Dobie / half Shepherd from a crack house back in 85 . His backbone was showing in three places and my Vet cried when he saw the damage the fellas did.The Big Sheparoonies as we called him grew up to be 110 pounds of concentrated teeth with a bad attitude towards certain ethnic persuasions . He lived to be 15 years old and we loved him and then buried him here on the farm. He and Jack would have joined forces against the forces of evil driving brown trucks I'm sure .
My parents had Jack's exact opposite UPS dog - a husky named Yukon, who was a pizza addict. He would occasionally slip down the stream in back, under the bridge into the pizza place down the road to look for suckers - I mean, people willing to share. Usually, Mom would get a call telling her that their dog was in the restaurant looking for pizza, and didn't have any money. Again.
One afternoon, mom watches the UPS truck pull in the driveway, driver waved and opens her door, Yukon gets out of the UPS truck. Mom asked, and UPS had volunteered to drive him home after she finished her lunch.
I had a little black half-poodle dog when I was a kid. He hated black people. He might have only seen 4 or 5 his entire life but he went after all of them with a vengeance. Uniforms also spooked him. He bit several cops, a mailman, and a nun. It all starts with people going "aww, look at the cute little doggie" and ends with cussing. Even the nun let out a GD after getting bit. It was terribly hard as a little kid to hold back laughter every time it happened.
According to my dad, most of the dogs he owned hated black people. Nothing he ever trained them for, they just didn't see any as pups and once grown hated them. In the same manner, my inlaws had dogs that never saw a man wearing a hat. I'd come over with a hat while dating my future wife and all four of those damn chihuahuas would go apeshit. Two of them would get so stirred up they would shit on the floor while barking. I think my wife married me just to get out of that house.
He bit a nun? Right on. Most dogs that I've owned hated blacks too and I don't know why. Maybe they sense fear in them. CharlieGodammit was one of the few that didn't. He loved my friend Brotherman even though Jerome was freaking out when Charlie came walking up to him the first time he came over. But then again, I every time I went to Brotherman's home, they'd have to lock their Rott up in a kennel to keep him from trying to attack me. It wasn't my whiteness because they lived in a mixed neighborhood and that dog saw plenty of white folks.
Oh what a viral video that would be if he comes to our place...The puppy i got my wife 5 or 6 years ago doesnt allow such behavior. Brutus Maximus Canis (plotthound/american bulldog mix)started out as a cute 5 lb ball of lap fur, thus the name...it was a joke. well, the joke was on us...hes turned into a 146 lb blanket hogging securty system that allows me to hang inherited artwork on the walls that are worth more than the trailer we're in. Color doesnt matter to Brutus, anything either moving or out of place in HIS neighborhood demands attention....My wife has trained all the fedex,ups,usps, meter readers, and dominos delivery people to call her when they're nearing the driveway, just to make sure that 'sweet little Brutus' is safely in his yard.
That would never fly with my two. I don't think it's blacks or delivery people, per se, but anyone that comes on my property uninvited. They were kicking up a fuss one day so my wife opened the door to see what it was and the hapless mailman was standing there. I ran into him a few days later while walking them, and they sat nice as can be while we chatted.
"Ahh, their good dogs, they wouldn't bite me" - yes, yes they would, I said. If they caught you in their yard.
I have a rolling gate across my driveway (in an alley). One day a black dude was sitting on the retaining wall near it, while his eminem looking friend was on the phone about 20' away. I figured the dogs would be chillin inside and opened the gate.
Nope - GAME ON! The big dude (a shepherd/lab) turned back at the edge of the alley, the female (a heeler shepherd mix) went maybe 30' more. Dude ran 50 yards and vaulted a 6' fence.
I think I may have hollered "RUN FORREST RUN!!" at the dude.
Best part? I have video from my dashcam and security cameras. I laugh every time I watch it.
You know, if it had been a Chinese (or Korean) guy in those pictures looking so happy to be holding little dogs ... Waaal, there'd be a whole 'nuther interpretation, I'm thinkin'.
Yup, I don't even want to see negros doing anything. No ads, no news, no nothing. I am sick and fucking tired of SJW shoving negros down my throat. Anytime i see a black on any video, movie, anything...off it goes. I have NO use for any black negro. They and their commies burned that bridge long ago.
With our rescue dog it was Mexicans not blacks that raised his hackles. He didn't like brooms either which told us a bit about how he was disciplined. Our current UPS guy brings dog treats with packages. Our dogs love to have him come around and alert us to the truck in the neighborhood in hopes that we're getting a package.
My little guy is very territorial but also views every person he sees as his entourage. He barks like crazy at all trucks and anyone approaching the house and has popped the screen door to run out- when he gets to the person he throws himself at their feet for petting and treats. He loves the USPS. the first day he met our letter carrier, she was sitting in her little white truck and reached down and gave him a treat, he climbed up in the truck and curled up at her feet. Its good he's not aggressive what with grandkids and all around. He does his job, lets me know there's people around. He only has one bad point he's food aggressive and will bite you if you try to take it away from him. He had a real hard life before we got him and does not f'around about food- grab it, wolf it down and bite anyone who even touches him when he's eating.
There is a Facebook page dedicated to UPS drivers and the dogs in their route. They take selfies with the dogs and most are from inside the tuck or the steps. I am guessing pictures only the friendly ones.
"Their route". Funny, that looks like one person, and he looks male.
ReplyDeleteThis is the ONLY reason I checked the comments. The dude sure doesn't look like an alphabet pervert.
DeleteI was wondering if the man knew he would be referred to as "their."
DeleteI rescued a half Dobie / half Shepherd from a crack house back in 85 . His backbone was showing in three places and my Vet cried when he saw the damage the fellas did.The Big Sheparoonies as we called him grew up to be 110 pounds of concentrated teeth with a bad attitude towards certain ethnic persuasions . He lived to be 15 years old and we loved him and then buried him here on the farm. He and Jack would have joined forces against the forces of evil driving brown trucks I'm sure .
ReplyDeleteMy parents had Jack's exact opposite UPS dog - a husky named Yukon, who was a pizza addict. He would occasionally slip down the stream in back, under the bridge into the pizza place down the road to look for suckers - I mean, people willing to share. Usually, Mom would get a call telling her that their dog was in the restaurant looking for pizza, and didn't have any money. Again.
ReplyDeleteOne afternoon, mom watches the UPS truck pull in the driveway, driver waved and opens her door, Yukon gets out of the UPS truck. Mom asked, and UPS had volunteered to drive him home after she finished her lunch.
And his breath smelled like pizza...
I had a little black half-poodle dog when I was a kid. He hated black people. He might have only seen 4 or 5 his entire life but he went after all of them with a vengeance. Uniforms also spooked him. He bit several cops, a mailman, and a nun. It all starts with people going "aww, look at the cute little doggie" and ends with cussing. Even the nun let out a GD after getting bit. It was terribly hard as a little kid to hold back laughter every time it happened.
ReplyDeleteAccording to my dad, most of the dogs he owned hated black people. Nothing he ever trained them for, they just didn't see any as pups and once grown hated them. In the same manner, my inlaws had dogs that never saw a man wearing a hat. I'd come over with a hat while dating my future wife and all four of those damn chihuahuas would go apeshit. Two of them would get so stirred up they would shit on the floor while barking. I think my wife married me just to get out of that house.
He bit a nun? Right on.
DeleteMost dogs that I've owned hated blacks too and I don't know why. Maybe they sense fear in them. CharlieGodammit was one of the few that didn't. He loved my friend Brotherman even though Jerome was freaking out when Charlie came walking up to him the first time he came over.
But then again, I every time I went to Brotherman's home, they'd have to lock their Rott up in a kennel to keep him from trying to attack me. It wasn't my whiteness because they lived in a mixed neighborhood and that dog saw plenty of white folks.
Oh what a viral video that would be if he comes to our place...The puppy i got my wife 5 or 6 years ago doesnt allow such behavior. Brutus Maximus Canis (plotthound/american bulldog mix)started out as a cute 5 lb ball of lap fur, thus the name...it was a joke. well, the joke was on us...hes turned into a 146 lb blanket hogging securty system that allows me to hang inherited artwork on the walls that are worth more than the trailer we're in. Color doesnt matter to Brutus, anything either moving or out of place in HIS neighborhood demands attention....My wife has trained all the fedex,ups,usps, meter readers, and dominos delivery people to call her when they're nearing the driveway, just to make sure that 'sweet little Brutus' is safely in his yard.
ReplyDeleteThat would never fly with my two. I don't think it's blacks or delivery people, per se, but anyone that comes on my property uninvited. They were kicking up a fuss one day so my wife opened the door to see what it was and the hapless mailman was standing there. I ran into him a few days later while walking them, and they sat nice as can be while we chatted.
ReplyDelete"Ahh, their good dogs, they wouldn't bite me" - yes, yes they would, I said. If they caught you in their yard.
I have a rolling gate across my driveway (in an alley). One day a black dude was sitting on the retaining wall near it, while his eminem looking friend was on the phone about 20' away. I figured the dogs would be chillin inside and opened the gate.
Nope - GAME ON! The big dude (a shepherd/lab) turned back at the edge of the alley, the female (a heeler shepherd mix) went maybe 30' more. Dude ran 50 yards and vaulted a 6' fence.
I think I may have hollered "RUN FORREST RUN!!" at the dude.
Best part? I have video from my dashcam and security cameras. I laugh every time I watch it.
You know, if it had been a Chinese (or Korean) guy in those pictures looking so happy to be holding little dogs ...
ReplyDeleteWaaal, there'd be a whole 'nuther interpretation, I'm thinkin'.
Yup, I don't even want to see negros doing anything. No ads, no news, no nothing. I am sick and fucking tired of SJW shoving negros down my throat. Anytime i see a black on any video, movie, anything...off it goes. I have NO use for any black negro. They and their commies burned that bridge long ago.
DeleteWith our rescue dog it was Mexicans not blacks that raised his hackles. He didn't like brooms either which told us a bit about how he was disciplined. Our current UPS guy brings dog treats with packages. Our dogs love to have him come around and alert us to the truck in the neighborhood in hopes that we're getting a package.
ReplyDeleteThis UPS guy looks like a cool dude and fellow dog lover!
ReplyDeleteMy little guy is very territorial but also views every person he sees as his entourage. He barks like crazy at all trucks and anyone approaching the house and has popped the screen door to run out- when he gets to the person he throws himself at their feet for petting and treats. He loves the USPS. the first day he met our letter carrier, she was sitting in her little white truck and reached down and gave him a treat, he climbed up in the truck and curled up at her feet. Its good he's not aggressive what with grandkids and all around. He does his job, lets me know there's people around. He only has one bad point he's food aggressive and will bite you if you try to take it away from him. He had a real hard life before we got him and does not f'around about food- grab it, wolf it down and bite anyone who even touches him when he's eating.
ReplyDeleteThere is a Facebook page dedicated to UPS drivers and the dogs in their route. They take selfies with the dogs and most are from inside the tuck or the steps. I am guessing pictures only the friendly ones.
ReplyDeleteMy Red Heeler turned seventeen in June.
ReplyDeleteShe is fine around delivery people such as USPS.
She hates tobacco smokers.
She double-hates drunks and other dope-fiends.
But she saves 'going blender' for LawEnforcementOfficials.
I'm getting the impression she might be taking after me.