North Korean dictator Kim Kong-un has ordered citizens to hand over their pet dogs — so they can be killed for food.
The hermit state says pet dogs are now considered a “decadent” luxury and “a ‘tainted’ trend by bourgeois ideology,” and must be surrendered, according to a report by South Korea’s Chosun Ilbo media outlet.
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Lefties take note. This is the economic system that you still think is better than free market capitalism and would impose on the rest of us if you could.
ReplyDeleteBack in 1977 when we were stationed at Osan AB, we escorted an American-owned German Shepard to Kimpo Airport in Seoul for an emergency relocation flight. The Koreans offered us money for the animal and the dog would have fetched quite a nice price; I took a perverse pleasure in turning those offers down.
ReplyDeleteHow about grinding up that fat motherfucker, Kim, for food? He could feed a lot of people.
ReplyDeleteAnother triumph of the People's Socialist Revolution!
ReplyDeleteWe should send them a load of miniature horses. They could have a tiny rodeo and then a barbeque..
ReplyDeleteVietnamese were known to do the same thing.
ReplyDeleteWe should just go ahead and nuke them now. For the dogs.
ReplyDeleteThis is a good way to start a revolution.
ReplyDeleteNot the first time that exact thing has been done in Asia...
ReplyDeleteHow many dogs and cats are euthanized every year here in America? 2350? or maybe 35,000? Why not make a market with the strays who are killed here. They could just be flown over to North Korea and turned over to Kim. Maybe he could send some cute North Korean women back to us here. I'm sure they would prove useful in some ways. Maybe we could train them to be democrat killers.
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