One of the guys at working was pissed off as hell because one of the other guys had taken a big chunk right out of the middle of cake at a shift potluck. "I mean, who in the fuck does that?"
Seeing how pissed he was, I started laughing and said "Me, from now on."
I do that with watermelon. After you cut it in half, take your knife and cut a nice V shape right down the center. It's like the filet of melon. Use to piss my wife off, now she does the same thing. I always said it's the reward for cutting the thing up.
ReplyDeleteOh yea! That's the best part of a melon, no seeds, sweeter, crisper. You people can grind your teeth on the rind, not me.
DeleteWhat bothers me (most) was that was done with a fork, not a knife. I have a mental picture of that guy eating each wedge/piece rather than putting it on a plate. Call me a prude, but I am particular about whose saliva I ingest.
ReplyDeleteAnyone that does something like that is a real asshole. That person needs to have his/her head stuffed up its own asshole.
ReplyDeleteYou wanna be a sick fuck thinking you're funny? Fuck You, die in your own stink.
Nemo