#15 So when we had set up in Baghdad after weeks of living/fighting in the desert, our scout platoon put out TV's and A/C units by their bunker and wasted a bunch of jihadist's who couldn't stop looting. Mind you, they had looted the whole facility we were in, but hey, one more TV or A/C was a temptation the locals couldn't resist. Soon they put out signs in Arabic daring the people to steel and they still got a half a dozen. Good Times!
Find you some Show Goat feed heavy with molasses. A sack of that is worth a ton of corn. Put it out one evening and come back in the morning, get in the blind then take your pick of the deer you want. And all you have to put out is enough to fill two, three liter jalapeno cans. It don't take much, they can smell it miles away.
No i get it. He knew she don't like chicken and curry. So he asked her exactly that. And then he came up with the question. And the answer because sister fuck. Oh man
#15 So when we had set up in Baghdad after weeks of living/fighting in the desert, our scout platoon put out TV's and A/C units by their bunker and wasted a bunch of jihadist's who couldn't stop looting. Mind you, they had looted the whole facility we were in, but hey, one more TV or A/C was a temptation the locals couldn't resist. Soon they put out signs in Arabic daring the people to steel and they still got a half a dozen. Good Times!
ReplyDeleteTrue as shit!
ReplyDeleteSounds like using deer corn during white tails season. LOL
ReplyDeleteFind you some Show Goat feed heavy with molasses. A sack of that is worth a ton of corn. Put it out one evening and come back in the morning, get in the blind then take your pick of the deer you want. And all you have to put out is enough to fill two, three liter jalapeno cans. It don't take much, they can smell it miles away.
Delete#3 "YOU'RE" sorry, couldn't resist. ;D
ReplyDeleteThe people that repost are not the creators.
DeleteI do make a few of what you see here, but I guarantee my speling and puntuation are kirect.
DeleteAnnnddd...#12 for the win.
ReplyDelete#14 misspelled "bat" sandwich 8^)) Nemo
ReplyDeleteI don't get 10
ReplyDeleteMe neither? But #15 for the win IMO.
DeleteNo i get it. He knew she don't like chicken and curry. So he asked her exactly that. And then he came up with the question. And the answer because sister fuck. Oh man
DeleteBest grouping yet.
ReplyDeleteYou def hit the marks.