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Monday, August 03, 2020

Your Monday Morning Florida Report

A Florida woman was arrested after she attacked her husband, gave him a black eye, and smashed his guitar after finding him cheating with another woman.

Nicole Denison, a 29-year-old flight attendant for Allegiant Air, was shocked when she returned to her home in Safety Harbor, near Tampa, and found her husband 'engaged in sexual intercourse' with another woman on July 22.
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-Steve

8 comments:

  1. Some country songs just write themselves.

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  2. I think if you catch your man in your bed with another woman you should be able to beat the fuck out of him and kick his ass to the curb, same if you catch your wife.

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  3. It probably helps, when married to a stew, to know her flight schedule....

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    1. Booked a flight on Allegiant Air once. Went thru the TSA circus, and was waiting at the gate when they cancelled our flight...so they prob'ly don't notify their flight crews any better.

      Couldn't/wouldn't book us on another flight, wouldn't refund money for over a week, and we had hotel reservations in our destination city. Fuck Allegiant Air right up the ass.

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  4. Dude, get a room.

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  5. Does she work for United?

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  6. It seems unjust that she is the one charged with a crime. Infidelity undermines the fabric of society.

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  7. Its always the guitar that ends up getting hurt during a break up...

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