Following tawdry rumors over a sexual misconduct allegation against a popular career police officer, Brett Rider, 46, several Town of Tonawanda residents are pushing the Town Board to change its policies to allow officers to receive ‘sexual gratuities’ while on duty.
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-Padawan
Oh come on. This is satire, right?
ReplyDeleteFifteen minutes? “Pump twice and squirt. Whut am I gonna do with the next 14:45?” Assholes.
/eyeroll
Yes mam, I clocked you doing 69 in a 55 mph zone. My I see you're drivers license and registration please?
ReplyDeleteJesus Christ, I grew up in the City of Tonawanda (next to Town where this is)....
ReplyDeletePersonal feelings aside, what a commentary about the degredation of our society that this is even discussed?
Physical gratuities? How 'bout you call it the "I wanna fuck a cop" law?
May heaven help us...
You hit the nail on the head!
DeleteSo . . law enforcement officers, who enlisted for the legal right to harass and intimidate anyone, inlcuding having the ability to murder at will, and a long history of sexual predation, even with minors, are now in favor of making sex on duty legal?
ReplyDeleteRespect-o-meter for law enforcement was already on zero.
The husband was 'displeased'. Ya think?
ReplyDeleteSounds like there are a lot of horny women with uniform fetishes in the Town of Tonawanda.
ReplyDeleteBadge bunnies gonna hop.
ReplyDeleteDo you know how fast your pussy was going ?
ReplyDeleteMay I see your pussy please ?
Can you take your pussy out of the wallet please ?