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Now that just ain't right.
If they're nose to nose, his toes is in it; if they're toes to toes, his nose is in it.
He puts a bucket over her head and hangs by the bail.
Anything can be a dildo.......if you're brave enough.
I'm 202cm without heels. How can I meet her?
Dunno. Torsos look to be about the same length.
The Neanderthal in me likes it, grrr.
Bet she loves it when he goes up on her.
AND WE HAVE A WINNER!!!
I'd do a DNA check first.
I always did like climbing trees as a boy
Looks like he caught himself a "big-un"!
Jus stuck in his head, wiggled his ears and puked.
They use the bucket method of birth control. They make love standing, and he stands on a bucket. When she sees his eyes start to cross, she kicks the bucket out from under him. Works every time.pigpen51
How does one call the men in relationships like that? Tit sniffers.On the other hand, he will always have a shelter when it rains.
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Now that just ain't right.
ReplyDeleteIf they're nose to nose, his toes is in it; if they're toes to toes, his nose is in it.
ReplyDeleteHe puts a bucket over her head and hangs by the bail.
DeleteAnything can be a dildo.......if you're brave enough.
ReplyDeleteI'm 202cm without heels. How can I meet her?
ReplyDeleteDunno. Torsos look to be about the same length.
ReplyDeleteThe Neanderthal in me likes it, grrr.
ReplyDeleteThe Neanderthal in me likes it, grrr.
ReplyDeleteBet she loves it when he goes up on her.
ReplyDeleteAND WE HAVE A WINNER!!!
DeleteI'd do a DNA check first.
ReplyDeleteI always did like climbing trees as a boy
ReplyDeleteLooks like he caught himself a "big-un"!
ReplyDeleteJus stuck in his head, wiggled his ears and puked.
ReplyDeleteThey use the bucket method of birth control. They make love standing, and he stands on a bucket. When she sees his eyes start to cross, she kicks the bucket out from under him. Works every time.
ReplyDeletepigpen51
How does one call the men in relationships like that? Tit sniffers.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, he will always have a shelter when it rains.