MOFO wasn't a cowboy, didn't know these cattle and they didn't know him. I could walk carefully between my cows while they were feeding, as long as I would slap their sides to let them know I was about within them. They behaved pretty good. Now that horse / hay burner on #2 needs to be sent to the musloid horse meat market.
Fuck horses that don't behave. They are animals under OUR care and supervision. If they attack a human they need to be put down and sold to musloids. That alone should be an awesome death
An end to all monkeys! I will never spend vaca money to visit some POS hole to have monkeys attack humans, shit on everything you touch, sit on or eat. Not without the right to kill every monkey I can reach with my dagger or 12 gauge.
How do all you people who visit Mali like the taste of monkey shit?
Cats paws and claws are always a source of high infection. You never put you face close to any cat. And you never have ANY cat living inside the same house you live in. Cats and dogs are outside only pets. Like chickens. Or cows and horses. Maybe a favorite young female goat could be potty trained so says Mohammed.
#6... used to be a monkey like that on the streets of Cubi Pt, RP. Drunken Sailors, each of us, would walk by and get mugged by the little fucker who sat on a rock outside of a bar and waited until someone wasn't paying attention. And then do exactly like that. Little shit.
Top gif: Drive it like it's a rental!
ReplyDeleteHe did a nice job saving the grill and the radiator.
DeleteAnd #3 is why American cowboys don't wear white.
MOFO wasn't a cowboy, didn't know these cattle and they didn't know him. I could walk carefully between my cows while they were feeding, as long as I would slap their sides to let them know I was about within them. They behaved pretty good.
DeleteNow that horse / hay burner on #2 needs to be sent to the musloid horse meat market.
#7 was laugh out loud funny
ReplyDelete#2, I guess that city boy does not speak horse language, he was warned once.
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1) and 4) - You know what they say, "if the front of your car hits the wall (or the pole) it was understeer. If the back hits it was oversteer."
ReplyDelete#4 In high school my sister's boyfriend did that. I think she dumped him shortly afterwards.
ReplyDeleteOld uni nipple will surely think twice before he goes near a horse again.
ReplyDeleteFuck horses that don't behave. They are animals under OUR care and supervision. If they attack a human they need to be put down and sold to musloids. That alone should be an awesome death
Delete#6 -- Quick, start importing monkeys for the cities with BLM riots. This will put an end to them in short order!
ReplyDeleteAn end to all monkeys! I will never spend vaca money to visit some POS hole to have monkeys attack humans, shit on everything you touch, sit on or eat. Not without the right to kill every monkey I can reach with my dagger or 12 gauge.
DeleteHow do all you people who visit Mali like the taste of monkey shit?
U-haul won't want THAT pickup back!
ReplyDeleteFuckin Pops....you cant take that fucker anywhere!
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#3 Veal.
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Nope, too old. Veal is while calf is still nursing. That calf would be the light end of "Baby Beef" which aint bad. Pretty tender still.
Delete#8 - Justifiable homocide - ask anyone who has been hit in the kachungas on purpose.
ReplyDelete#1 #4 My brother says, "If you can't drive it, park it."
ReplyDelete#8 Fisticuffs followed.
True, but it was probably 20-30 minutes later :)
Delete#9, How long before that was that cat traipsing through a filthy litterbox?
ReplyDeleteCats paws and claws are always a source of high infection. You never put you face close to any cat. And you never have ANY cat living inside the same house you live in. Cats and dogs are outside only pets. Like chickens. Or cows and horses.
DeleteMaybe a favorite young female goat could be potty trained so says Mohammed.
#6... used to be a monkey like that on the streets of Cubi Pt, RP. Drunken Sailors, each of us, would walk by and get mugged by the little fucker who sat on a rock outside of a bar and waited until someone wasn't paying attention. And then do exactly like that. Little shit.
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