At 24 seconds in, I said out loud, "I hope you blow yer fuckin' engine and set that bitch on fire." Thank you for the wish fulfillment, although I would have preferred the entire vehicle engulfed in flames while the idiots scampered around trying to put it out. Fortunately, the audio was in German, so I can properly indulge in schadenfreude.
Play stupid games, win stupid prices. Regrettably, here in Germany we are not immune from incidents like this which are another by-product of the migration business. It's mostly young Turks who go in for show-offs like this one and the BMW 3 series are their favorite rides. The heavily Turkish-accented German they speak is another dead give-away...and usually they have more money than brains.
At 6am, Middle of January, when I lived in the Frozen Tundra, the neighbor had a Mercury Cougar Eliminator. He would slam the door going to work, crank it up, and hold at about 6 grand or so to "warm it up." I told my thus grumpy wife; "It's OK, he will blow it up soon". Two days later... Oil and parts look impressive on white snow.
They are 3rd generation Turkish immigrants, not Mexicans. The "work hard to get ahead" culture of their forebears now enables them to waste large amounts of money in mere moments. They are also renowned as compulsive gamblers which amounts to the same results. Any parallels to Mexicans? I wouldn't know as we have very few Mexicans here in Germany.
When I was in high school, a friend had an old International pickup. One night, it threw a rod out the side of the block. He picked it up, put it in the back, and drove home on the other 5 cylinders.
I was (pleasantly) surprised by the ending. Thought for sure he was going to sideswipe the other car.
ReplyDeleteI love happy endings.
DeleteHeltau
Ah...there IS a God...
ReplyDeleteI can't bring myself to care....
ReplyDeleteWhat a stooopid fcuk! The smoking connecting rod was pretty cool, though. I guess he better build the next engine with forged racing rods!
ReplyDeleteed
I destroyed my car but didn't I look real fuckin cool there fer a while? Ah, no.
ReplyDeleteGerman engineering?
ReplyDeletethe bottom fell off.
ReplyDeletethat is definitely a connecting rod in the one view. Pretty sure those are supposed to stay on the INSIDE of the motor.
Big dummy.
ReplyDeleteFast and bicurious.
ReplyDeleteWhat did his skinny jeans wearing ass think was gonna happen bouncing of the rev limiter like that?
Fairplayjeepguy
How to look cool in front of your friends.
ReplyDeleteIt's all fun and games until you grenade your motor. He probably has CarShield.
ReplyDeletePlay stupid games, win stupid prizes; just ask Karma.
ReplyDelete-arc
Serves em right.
ReplyDeleteVas ist los??
ReplyDeleteMy advice, add some motor honey, and sell it quick. Oops, too late.
ReplyDeletepigpen51
Cool, so that's how you make a 60, 70, or 80 thousand dollar car a piece of shit. . . dipshit!
ReplyDeleteFor Sale: $24,000. $56,000 invested. my loss is your gain! Adult Driven.
ReplyDelete"Stupid is As stupid does", Forrest Grump
ReplyDeleteAt 24 seconds in, I said out loud, "I hope you blow yer fuckin' engine and set that bitch on fire." Thank you for the wish fulfillment, although I would have preferred the entire vehicle engulfed in flames while the idiots scampered around trying to put it out. Fortunately, the audio was in German, so I can properly indulge in schadenfreude.
ReplyDeletePlay stupid games, win stupid prices.
ReplyDeleteRegrettably, here in Germany we are not immune from incidents like this which are another by-product of the migration business. It's mostly young Turks who go in for show-offs like this one and the BMW 3 series are their favorite rides. The heavily Turkish-accented German they speak is another dead give-away...and usually they have more money than brains.
No load redline, or beyond?
ReplyDeleteWhat did he think was gonna happen?
At 6am, Middle of January, when I lived in the Frozen Tundra, the neighbor had a Mercury Cougar Eliminator. He would slam the door going to work, crank it up, and hold at about 6 grand or so to "warm it up." I told my thus grumpy wife; "It's OK, he will blow it up soon". Two days later... Oil and parts look impressive on white snow.
ReplyDeleteHow does it feel to be a dumb fookin' Mexican?
ReplyDeleteNemo
I don’t know, but I’m sure you can tell us.
DeleteThey are 3rd generation Turkish immigrants, not Mexicans. The "work hard to get ahead" culture of their forebears now enables them to waste large amounts of money in mere moments. They are also renowned as compulsive gamblers which amounts to the same results.
DeleteAny parallels to Mexicans? I wouldn't know as we have very few Mexicans here in Germany.
Mom, you know those tires you bought for me? Well, one of them blew out and I need $15,000 to get it fixed.
ReplyDeleteDick.
Fucked around too hard and found out huh?
ReplyDeleteConnecting rod on the ground was the best though. Would love to see that oil pan about now.
I think a lot of the shiny debris on the ground came from the bottom of the oil pan!
DeleteWhat oil pan?
DeleteIt's the V-6. Who cares.
ReplyDeleteWonder if Allstate Auto will cover this dumbassery?
ReplyDeleteA quote from my favorite movie American Graffiti "What a waste of machinery".
ReplyDeleteTeenagers. Some things NEVER change.
ReplyDeleteWhat makes you think it is his car?
ReplyDeleteBest analysis of this little gem is found here:
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4FfNYjw6qU
Ach du Scheiße
ReplyDeleteWhat is it I hear about Beemers and their drivers? Beemer drivers are assholes.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was in high school, a friend had an old International pickup. One night, it threw a rod out the side of the block. He picked it up, put it in the back, and drove home on the other 5 cylinders.
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