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#9-SOP should be to get 'em face down then grab their wrist and yank it 12" above the opposite ear. See if they come back for more anytime in the next 6 months.
#17 done. My other router is Zombies Are Real. Keeps the neighbors honest.
#19 - Not true. My step mom fucked me plenty. Just not in a porn sort of way. /s
I’m going straight to hell for #13 🤣
#13 is in absolute poor taste
You came here expecting something different?
That is the only one that I considered repeating to my wife. Of course, she is offended by all of them,so I only tell her the really good ones.pigpen51
Zackly. This is why I come here every day ... and rarely am I disappointed.
Found the Clapton fan!
#12 - Isn't that Beavis from Beavis & Butthead?
That's literally the main thing I come here for!
#4. We have Always called the the Chixie Dicks.
5). My phone battery lasts all week because I do not have an iphone.
#16: Darn, that's cold.
I usually only save the cream of the crop so I can show them to the people I know will love them. #13 is the cream of this crop. Thanks!!!
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#9-SOP should be to get 'em face down then grab their wrist and yank it 12" above the opposite ear. See if they come back for more anytime in the next 6 months.
ReplyDelete#17 done. My other router is Zombies Are Real. Keeps the neighbors honest.
ReplyDelete#19 - Not true. My step mom fucked me plenty. Just not in a porn sort of way. /s
ReplyDeleteI’m going straight to hell for #13 🤣
ReplyDelete#13 is in absolute poor taste
ReplyDeleteYou came here expecting something different?
DeleteThat is the only one that I considered repeating to my wife. Of course, she is offended by all of them,so I only tell her the really good ones.
Deletepigpen51
Zackly. This is why I come here every day ... and rarely am I disappointed.
DeleteFound the Clapton fan!
Delete#12 - Isn't that Beavis from Beavis & Butthead?
ReplyDeleteThat's literally the main thing I come here for!
ReplyDelete#4. We have Always called the the Chixie Dicks.
ReplyDelete5). My phone battery lasts all week because I do not have an iphone.
ReplyDelete#16: Darn, that's cold.
ReplyDeleteI usually only save the cream of the crop so I can show them to the people I know will love them. #13 is the cream of this crop. Thanks!!!
ReplyDelete