JACKSONVILLE, Fla. – A Kentucky woman is sending out what she calls an “urgent plea” after a box containing her mother’s cremated remains went missing when she mailed it to her sister in Florida.
I can send her a replacement if she doesn't mind a middle-aged alcoholic. But to be honest, knowing he's in there means I don't have to worry about him catching me with his wife.
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Ha, ha, should of voted democrat!
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A dead woman? You can expect her to be dropped off as a voter for the democrats in the nearest USPS mailbox.
ReplyDeleteIn some USPS employee's house or apartment, a *very nice* new vase is holding a spray of flowers.
ReplyDeleteMailing a powder in Florida?
ReplyDeleteShe’s already been cut, bagged, sold, and injected.
Sorry for your loss.
I can send her a replacement if she doesn't mind a middle-aged alcoholic. But to be honest, knowing he's in there means I don't have to worry about him catching me with his wife.
ReplyDeleteMom is with the $100 million Florida Lottery ticket that the USPS lost.....
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