It’s happened to the best of us during this period of extended working from home: You’re minding your own business when suddenly a Zoom room full of your colleagues and/or business partners gets a non-consensual eyeful of unsecured loin. Accident or not, that’s really fucked up. It’s even possible that the incident could lead to professional or personal consequences.
We here at Gizmodo have been discussing this very same problem for no reason in particular at all or anything, why do you ask? And we’ve come up with some tips on how to avoid using Zoom to sexually harass every single person you work with. Please read and consider:
-WiscoDave
Words to live by, indeed.
ReplyDeleteTell me this is satire. Tell me this isn't the epidemic everyone is making it out to be. If you can go through your entire working life without pulling out your family jewels, why is it suddenly a problem now?!
ReplyDeleteMatt in KY
Bad as that is, in some ways it pales before other stupidity. I recall a Florida judge having to order attorneys to be properly attired for video hearings after one woman "attended" her client's hearing in her pajamas... in bed.
ReplyDeleteI'd have been looking for a smarter attorney.
I read it as Accidentally Shooting your Genitals
ReplyDeleteHad to reread the headline
"It’s happened to the best of us"? I am going to have to call BS on that one. Yeah, I suppose that it has happened to other people before, but that doesn't make them,"the best of us". In fact it indicates they are among the dumbest of us.
ReplyDeletecnn jeffrey toobin jerked off during a zoom thinking they could not see him. He had muted his mic.
ReplyDeleteWear pants.
ReplyDeleteMission Accomplished.
With my luck we'd catch a 63yo woman with sagging A-cup titties inadvertanly expose herself while the 23yo with double Ds sitting next to her keeps her buttons all in place.
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