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Tuesday, October 13, 2020

Nice try, dude

A Vancouver businessman is going to jail for two years for sexual assault. This comes after a Judge rejected his defence that he was suffering from a sleep disorder called, "sexsomnia," which causes him to involuntarily rape people in his sleep.
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2 comments:

  1. SandersOctober 13, 2020 at 6:42 AM

    "Bailiff! Whack his pee pee!"

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  2. bogsidebunnyOctober 13, 2020 at 9:20 AM

    Ankle bracelet obviously won't work, but a male chastity belt will curtail his nocturnal seed planting.

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