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Thursday, October 29, 2020

The shit I post on Facebook

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19 comments:

  1. PaulOctober 29, 2020 at 2:25 PM

    😂#20 for the win

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  2. Bear Claw Chris LappOctober 29, 2020 at 2:48 PM

    #14 easily

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    1. bogsidebunnyOctober 29, 2020 at 5:00 PM

      Yup, you know you hooked up with an Iron Woman when you notice your piss coming out rusty.

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    2. AnonymousOctober 30, 2020 at 10:31 AM

      So much for irony. Now let's try wrinkley.

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  3. Scott halloweenOctober 29, 2020 at 2:57 PM

    Somebody explain 19 to me please. (I usually get all of them, this one escapes me.)

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    1. wirecutterOctober 29, 2020 at 3:19 PM

      Thomas Edison invented the light bulb. Moths are attracted to them.

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    2. AnonymousOctober 29, 2020 at 3:29 PM

      I laughed so loudly at that one...


      I thought it was funnier than the lady in the pink dress.

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    3. Big_BobOctober 29, 2020 at 3:37 PM

      Moths are attracted to light. Edison invented the light bulb. 🤷‍♂️

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    4. AnonymousOctober 29, 2020 at 4:35 PM

      It's just not that funny.

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    5. RebeccaOctober 29, 2020 at 4:36 PM

      It isn't that funny.

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    6. AnonymousOctober 29, 2020 at 10:13 PM

      Triggered by the salty language? It's goddamm friggin' funny.

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    7. AnonymousOctober 30, 2020 at 1:20 PM

      Oh,... so, he's not a podiatrist . ..

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  4. MikeyOctober 29, 2020 at 3:52 PM

    14) This is what happens when one of your kids is a chemistry major. I got the Fe-male part instantly. Sad.

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    1. AnonymousOctober 29, 2020 at 8:29 PM

      Yes. But to make things _really_ interesting, open a bottle of FOOF with it.
      John in Indy

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  5. AnonymousOctober 29, 2020 at 4:18 PM

    #14 Epic.

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  6. FerricOctober 29, 2020 at 4:58 PM

    Got #14 immediately because of my typical online alias and had to save it because of the stinger below. Too good.

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  7. TsquaredOctober 29, 2020 at 5:33 PM

    #20 Nikki DeLoach is one of the lead actors in many of those Hallmark movies about wintertime/Christmas love stories. She grew up in a small south-east Georgia town that the closest Piggly Wiggly was in the next county.

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  8. ZombiedawgOctober 29, 2020 at 7:10 PM

    Contrary to popular belief, the light bulb wasn’t actually Edison’s invention (or Tesla's for that matter). Light bulbs had already been invented before he was even born; what he did was buy the patent and improve the design so that light bulbs could be brought to the masses.

    Electric lighting of sorts actually goes back to about 1800 as I recall.

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  9. scottdoeOctober 29, 2020 at 8:18 PM

    #6---no need to insult Napoleon like that even if it is true

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