Patrick Swayze. No one should have to die from pancreatic cancer. Also, I know someone who was an extra in one of his movies and got to meet him. My friend said he was a very descent person.
#20 FTW. I never got to order a machine gun and anti-tank rifle off the back of a comic book. My childhood was deprived of that wondrous event. Therapy hasn't fixed it (probably because I never had therapy). This injustice needs correcting!
In my small town, there's a family where each generation (that I'm aware of, it's on a fourth generation now) where one female has a combination of severe bug eyes and a messed up mouth. Beyond that, they look almost like twins, except 15 years apart.
#20: easy choice: Robin Williams.
ReplyDeletePatrick Swayze. No one should have to die from pancreatic cancer. Also, I know someone who was an extra in one of his movies and got to meet him. My friend said he was a very descent person.
DeleteFuck Robin Williams. Dude had the world by the grab ass and took his own life. Cry me a fucking river.
DeleteIf Carlin had been included he would've won hands down!
Delete#20 : I'll take Mail order machine guns... and fast please.
ReplyDeleteI was gonna say that too, but then I thought about ammo and how I'm barely keeping up now.
DeleteMaybe Amazon can put in a good word...money speaks.
Delete20's kind of a no-brainer.
ReplyDelete#14 Winner. Whew. When a chik-fil-et just won't cut it! You rule on this post wirecutter. All my respect.
ReplyDeleteVermillion
#14 - when you're home alone and need to fart...
DeleteLots of good ones in this set.
ReplyDelete#12 is funny.
#16 is mislabeled. ;-)
#20 FTW. I never got to order a machine gun and anti-tank rifle off the back of a comic book. My childhood was deprived of that wondrous event. Therapy hasn't fixed it (probably because I never had therapy). This injustice needs correcting!
# 20 mail order for the win. Can I fill the rest of the cart with brides?
ReplyDeleteDefinitely mail order machine guns!
ReplyDeleteMail order machine guns!!!!! Heck Yeah.
ReplyDeleteRobin.
ReplyDelete#10
ReplyDeleteNo, but I heard a guy in AA say he was following a parked car.
Car, no. Telephone pole, yes.
DeleteLMFAO!!!
Delete#1 The flawless logic of Karl Childers demonstrating that he is obviously smarter than Jackass Joe who thinks it's all just an idea...
ReplyDeleteI've known a couple real life Carls.Smarter than most of the un afflicted I've met.
Delete#10 there is another of life's goals that I didn't even know about!
ReplyDeleteirontomflint
No one picked 13??? Freaking hilarious.
ReplyDeleteYeah, still laughing!!!
DeleteROFL
re: #14. I happen to know a ballerina who can do that. I would love to go on that extra-low fat diet.
ReplyDeleteAll I know is Paul Walker ain't coming back.
ReplyDeleteIn my small town, there's a family where each generation (that I'm aware of, it's on a fourth generation now) where one female has a combination of severe bug eyes and a messed up mouth. Beyond that, they look almost like twins, except 15 years apart.
ReplyDelete#3 - LOL and don't you forget it, either. ;>)
ReplyDelete#20 Mail order machine guns. I got to get me a gatling gun for the fort.
ReplyDeleteThey didn't let "F Troop" have one.
Deletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihcd1XInF24
#10 Didn't everyone?
ReplyDeleteMichael in Nelson
Well the truth is on number 20 you can only really get one of those back anyway. you can try necromancy but Ill take a machine gun.
ReplyDeleteI have driven & loved several Plymouths, but until now I didn't know I was a Dodge man.
ReplyDelete--Tennessee Budd