FLAGLER COUNTY, Fla. – A U.S. Census working trying to help residents fill out the 2020 Census was threatened by a Flagler County man Monday who threatened him with an AR-15 rifle, shooting as the man retreated, according to authorities and witnesses.
Flagler County deputies were called to the home on Clove Avenue in Bunnell around 6:15 p.m. after the federal employee reported Michael Cooper, 32, shot at him.
lol, sorry Mr. Lane - I don't think I have noticed a neck tat on any of your pictures. I really do wonder what folks are thinking when they do stuff like this. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/general/tattoos/tattoo
It's down low enough that I can (barely) cover it with a shirt collar. Most times my hippie hair covers it. About the only time it's really noticeable is when I'm wearing a T-shirt with my hair tied back. I'm still all butthurt though.....
Notice how the census worker is ID'd as a 'federal employee'? That ol boy is in a whole heap o' trouble. It doesn't matter if it is the dog catcher, if he's a federal employee the law is gonna come down swift and hard.
The regulations are that if 'any' federal employee asks for personal information from a citizen, they must comply or face a bevy of federal charges. You can tell a local or state employee to GFY but not a fed.
So here we got a shitbird census worker with the full powers of the fed to back him up. That puts the census worker on par with a US Marshal or any other G-man. If you're gonna shoot, don't miss.
Nothing shouts out "loser" louder than neck tattoos.
ReplyDeleteUm, I've had one for the past 15-20 years.....
DeleteBwaaahahahahahahahaaaaa, wheeze, gasp,hahahahhahahahaha!
Deletelol, sorry Mr. Lane - I don't think I have noticed a neck tat on any of your pictures. I really do wonder what folks are thinking when they do stuff like this. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/general/tattoos/tattoo
DeleteIt's down low enough that I can (barely) cover it with a shirt collar. Most times my hippie hair covers it. About the only time it's really noticeable is when I'm wearing a T-shirt with my hair tied back.
DeleteI'm still all butthurt though.....
Well, I'm sorry sir but your description of your tat isn't quite what I had in mind when I made my remark.
DeleteOh quit, I was just fucking with you when I said I was butthurt. I'll throw another one at you: it reads Psalm 91:5 in really fancy script.
DeleteThe bonus of me getting it was it pissed my ex wife off to no end. Oh boy, was she hot.
Phew, was worried I offended you. So your ex was a terror?
Delete“ You fellers from the bank.? Daddy says I’m to shoot anyone from the bank.”
ReplyDelete"Ah nicked the census taker." "That's a good boy."
DeleteNice “O, Brother Where Art Thou” reference. One of my favorite movies.
DeleteShould've known it was in the Mondex, a huge trailer park ten miles out in the piney woods. What could go wrong?
ReplyDeleteGuy did a few stupid things. That said, judging from some of the comments after the article, that guy is clearly not the stupidest person around.
ReplyDeleteNotice how the census worker is ID'd as a 'federal employee'? That ol boy is in a whole heap o' trouble. It doesn't matter if it is the dog catcher, if he's a federal employee the law is gonna come down swift and hard.
ReplyDeleteThe regulations are that if 'any' federal employee asks for personal information from a citizen, they must comply or face a bevy of federal charges. You can tell a local or state employee to GFY but not a fed.
So here we got a shitbird census worker with the full powers of the fed to back him up. That puts the census worker on par with a US Marshal or any other G-man. If you're gonna shoot, don't miss.