An Okie kid went to a whore house. Madam asks him" do you have money?" Okie replied "I gots plenty of money, dad has oil wells." Madam asks, "do you have any experience?" Okie says "nope, I came here hoping to get experience." Madam says " this isn't a school, come back when you have experience." Couple months later the Okie returns. Madam asks "do you have money?" Okie says, " I have plenty of money, dad has oil wells. Madam asks, "do you have experience?" Okie says, "I have plenty of experience " So the madam takes him to a room. As she is removing her panties the Okie kicks her in the ass. "What the hell was that for?" She yells at him. Okie replies, "I aint no dummy, gotta check for bees."
The old saying "Don't put your hands where you wouldn't put your dick" comes to mind here. Mind you, I have worked with some fellows and they showed off the women they were proud of, and I wouldn't put anything in some of those.
Had a duck dog that couldn't resist a porcupine if he tried. (Skunks either, btw.) Stubborn Chesapeake Bay Retriever, that went grouse hunting with me, as well. It was a two-man job holding him down to have the quills yanked out with plyers.
I'll bet that kid will NEVER repeat that little trick, unlike my hard-headed dog.
How I got bit by a flying squirrel. I was probably about 11 or 12
ReplyDeleteThat one of them "roast me" pictures?
ReplyDeleteAn Okie kid went to a whore house.
ReplyDeleteMadam asks him" do you have money?"
Okie replied "I gots plenty of money, dad has oil wells."
Madam asks, "do you have any experience?"
Okie says "nope, I came here hoping to get experience."
Madam says " this isn't a school, come back when you have experience."
Couple months later the Okie returns.
Madam asks "do you have money?"
Okie says, " I have plenty of money, dad has oil wells.
Madam asks, "do you have experience?"
Okie says, "I have plenty of experience "
So the madam takes him to a room. As she is removing her panties the Okie kicks her in the ass.
"What the hell was that for?" She yells at him.
Okie replies, "I aint no dummy, gotta check for bees."
Yooper accupuncture. --ken
ReplyDeleteI'm sure some snowflake will go out and get piercings to match this!
DeleteI hope next time he is 50 feet up a tree and falls and breaks his neck. Hopefully removing him from the Gene Pool before he reproduces
ReplyDeleteHe's lucky he didn't get one in an eyeball.
ReplyDeleteLooks like he already pulled some from around his mouth!!! grayman
ReplyDeleteThe old saying "Don't put your hands where you wouldn't put your dick" comes to mind here.
ReplyDeleteMind you, I have worked with some fellows and they showed off the women they were proud of, and I wouldn't put anything in some of those.
Had a duck dog that couldn't resist a porcupine if he tried. (Skunks either, btw.) Stubborn Chesapeake Bay Retriever, that went grouse hunting with me, as well. It was a two-man job holding him down to have the quills yanked out with plyers.
ReplyDeleteI'll bet that kid will NEVER repeat that little trick, unlike my hard-headed dog.