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Monday, October 19, 2020

Your Monday Morning Florida Report

OCTOBER 12--A Florida Woman is behind bars for allegedly attacking her 69-year-old boyfriend after he refused to perform a sex act on her, police report. 

According to cops, Katanya Jordan, 46, was arrested following a 3 AM disturbance yesterday inside the Largo residence she shares with the victim, Jordan’s longtime boyfriend. 

7 comments:

  1. Another mathematical case of 69 doesn't go into 46 even once.

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  2. Apparently the boyfriend doesn't suck dick? Err, you mean that's a gal?

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  3. Looks like the mayor of Chicago. Must be a tribal resemblance.

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    1. Beat me to it. Looks like a Groot clone.

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  4. The sex act must have been giving her his credit card....

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