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Tuesday, October 06, 2020

Your Tuesday Morning Florida Report

SEPTEMBER 30--An argument over whether almond milk or whole milk was the superior milk turned violent when a Florida Man allegedly slashed his cousin with a pocket knife, according to an arrest report.
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  1. rickn8orOctober 6, 2020 at 8:59 AM

    This is gonna make things awkward around the table at Thanksgiving.
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  2. DarylOctober 6, 2020 at 10:23 AM

    Whole milk, obviously. What kind of a man is going to prefer nut milk over tit milk?

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    1. AnonymousOctober 8, 2020 at 5:22 AM

      One who is lactose intolerant?

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  3. AnonymousOctober 6, 2020 at 10:25 PM

    I wouldn't know since I weaned myself off of all milk about 60 some years ago.

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