SEPTEMBER 30--An argument over whether almond milk or whole milk was the superior milk turned violent when a Florida Man allegedly slashed his cousin with a pocket knife, according to an arrest report.
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This is gonna make things awkward around the table at Thanksgiving.
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Whole milk, obviously. What kind of a man is going to prefer nut milk over tit milk?
ReplyDeleteOne who is lactose intolerant?
DeleteI wouldn't know since I weaned myself off of all milk about 60 some years ago.
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