Nah. He got his buddy to do that. He doesn't want to marry her...but was being pressured. Now he has an excuse about having to "save up for a new ring" to keep her off his back.
#9: buy an expensive ring. Propose. Have a friend steal it. “Honey, i can’t afford a new ring!” Return the original ring to the store. Take the money & go have a great bachelor party.
#9, pretty freaking stupid and I don't care where you're at
ReplyDeleteNah. He got his buddy to do that. He doesn't want to marry her...but was being pressured. Now he has an excuse about having to "save up for a new ring" to keep her off his back.
Delete#9. Rule of life: Always know where you are.
ReplyDeleteAlways watch your six.
DeleteAlways have your pistol (with extra magazines) to hand.
Delete#5, almost!
ReplyDelete#6 and #10, when your number is up it's up, when it's not it's not...
#10, is the pedestrian deaf?
ReplyDeleteearbuds
DeleteRussia, happens all the time.
Delete#9 is funny. Freaking idiots crack me up. Po boy didn't even know where to look for the thief. Lesson learned I hope.
ReplyDeleteIn a couple of years she will clean him out just like today.
DeleteExcellent collection of fails to start our week, Kenny. Just perfect!!
ReplyDelete#9 - any girlfriend that wants/demands to be proposed to in public should be avoided as it is a sure sign of attention seeking behaviour.
ReplyDeleteAnd all the stupid commercials and movies that show that crap are just fucking guys up.
Propose somewhere that, if she dumps your ass, you can slink away without being seen.
Fucking attention whores, on both sides.
Yep. Just do that stuff in private, if you're stupid enough to give her a loaded gun which is afforded to her by the State.
Delete#2 1-800-DENTIST !
ReplyDelete#7 SPECIAL OLYMPICS ?
In Communist Russia, fish catch you!
ReplyDeleteFor most of these its accurate to say, "Young people really are that stupid."
ReplyDelete#2 Just curious, what to hell did he think was going to happen? Any idears?
ReplyDelete#9: buy an expensive ring. Propose. Have a friend steal it. “Honey, i can’t afford a new ring!” Return the original ring to the store. Take the money & go have a great bachelor party.
ReplyDelete#2. You have to wonder has managed to live this long.
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