How does a parent explain that to her kid? "Well, you see, Ragsdale, when a mommy and a daddy ... It's a grownup thing." Or, "When Daddy puts his ... (and an actual description of the physical act follows.)" Do it in the dark, do it in the bed, do it when the kids are at school or asleep or in the back yard or at grandma's, which is best because you got the bedroom, the living room, the bath room, shoot, every place your imagination allows. Advertising it is bad redneck, hillbilly, trailer park manners. That shirt goes into a whole discourse on shopping and pricing, wearing at family reunions, what to do when somebody says, "Where'd you get that?" We could have a long discussion on the economic status of people who buy that shirt, the ethnicity of purchasers ... Shoot, we could hold a conference, with a call for papers, guest speakers, rent a motel conference center in an appropriate state ... The possibilities are limitless.
Not into that! Geeze. How is is that kid? Seven, maybe? Is they ANY she could have been attractive enough eight years ago to bother banging? I guess drugs/alcohol maybe? Maybe she had a really nice personality, though if she wears shirts like that, I'm gonna guess not. -Just A Chemist
Yeah, what? How come White girls always have to give some stupid random gang sign when there is a camera around? Are they wanna-be niggras? Mudsharks? WTF?
Sub-zero in the class department. I have a real problem with people who display vulgarity or profanity on their attire or through their speech. Call me old-fashioned, but family settings should be "G" rated.
How does a parent explain that to her kid? "Well, you see, Ragsdale, when a mommy and a daddy ... It's a grownup thing." Or, "When Daddy puts his ... (and an actual description of the physical act follows.)" Do it in the dark, do it in the bed, do it when the kids are at school or asleep or in the back yard or at grandma's, which is best because you got the bedroom, the living room, the bath room, shoot, every place your imagination allows. Advertising it is bad redneck, hillbilly, trailer park manners. That shirt goes into a whole discourse on shopping and pricing, wearing at family reunions, what to do when somebody says, "Where'd you get that?" We could have a long discussion on the economic status of people who buy that shirt, the ethnicity of purchasers ... Shoot, we could hold a conference, with a call for papers, guest speakers, rent a motel conference center in an appropriate state ... The possibilities are limitless.
ReplyDeleteNot into that!
ReplyDeleteGeeze. How is is that kid? Seven, maybe? Is they ANY she could have been attractive enough eight years ago to bother banging? I guess drugs/alcohol maybe?
Maybe she had a really nice personality, though if she wears shirts like that, I'm gonna guess not.
-Just A Chemist
Well, somebody did.
ReplyDeleteLikely a bowling league team name... kid is wearing bowling shoes. Staple arcade in the background.
ReplyDeleteLeather pants?
ReplyDeleteDon't tell me she's on a next-stepdad hunt...
Hell, at least she is producing white kids.... she can advertise.
ReplyDeleteUh, no thanks...
ReplyDeleteWhat's she trying to say with her right hand?
ReplyDeleteYeah, what? How come White girls always have to give some stupid random gang sign when there is a camera around? Are they wanna-be niggras? Mudsharks? WTF?
DeleteSub-zero in the class department. I have a real problem with people who display vulgarity or profanity on their attire or through their speech. Call me old-fashioned, but family settings should be "G" rated.
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