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Thursday, November 12, 2020

The shit I post on Facebook

So I got another 30 day suspension again 4 days ago, but just like last time, I'm still able to post and comment - at least for a while. It's nice to know Facebook's just as fucked up as ever. Until they catch up with me, I'm still happily offending people everywhere.
Here's the offending meme:



Now, back to our regularly scheduled programming.


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22 comments:

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    1. I don't get that one - you do?

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    2. I was thinking cancer.

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    3. Hair piece: She's going to lose her hair and needs a "hair piece". She has cancer

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    4. Hair falling out from chemo...

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    5. Thanks Mr. Lane - I guess I get it now. :P

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    6. Oh man I thought it was that she had cancer and was going to lose her hair from chemo and thought damn that's cold...

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    7. I got that one right away, I start next round of my chemotherapy on the 16th.

      Dark humor the win.

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  2. You are getting off easy 'cuz she is Oriental, not black.

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  3. #1 reminds me of taking driveway snow and putting it into 6 foot tall piles right in front of the kitchen window. The Goldens would then climb to the top, lie down, and survey "their" neighborhood from a vastly different viewpoint. Would have to drag the suckers inside when I was done shoveling.

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  4. Enjoy these everyday but 14 & 20 got me chuckling today. Keep up the good work and many thanks.
    Bill The Bunyip

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  5. # 11 for the win. 👍

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  6. Kenny, thanks for #7. I had already started drinking and that sobered me up. LOL

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  7. #2: So now I don't feel so weird thinking I was the only one who wants a StugIII.

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  8. #12 There is no safe answer, 'OK' is as good as anything else.

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    1. "Wow, you've given me lots to think about..."

      Its a good answer as it buys you time to clean out your shit and move to another county.

      Exile1981

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  9. #3 I never could stand Cosby; his "humor" seemed both fake and stupid. And I doubt the feelings would have been different even if he wasn't black. Redd Foxx, otoh, was a winner from an bygone era-I'd pay to see him anytime even with his "cuss like a sailor rants".

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  10. Cheech and Chong. I have the hairpiece in dialect.

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  11. #8 Every. Damn. Day. Sometimes I encourage them to do it even pointing out the benefits of me not working for them. Hasn't worked yet.

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