So I got another 30 day suspension again 4 days ago, but just like last time, I'm still able to post and comment - at least for a while. It's nice to know Facebook's just as fucked up as ever. Until they catch up with me, I'm still happily offending people everywhere.
Here's the offending meme:
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Hair piece who?
ReplyDeleteI don't get that one - you do?
DeleteHair piece... herpes.
DeleteI was thinking cancer.
DeleteHair piece: She's going to lose her hair and needs a "hair piece". She has cancer
DeleteHair falling out from chemo...
DeleteThanks Mr. Lane - I guess I get it now. :P
DeleteOh man I thought it was that she had cancer and was going to lose her hair from chemo and thought damn that's cold...
DeleteI got that one right away, I start next round of my chemotherapy on the 16th.
DeleteDark humor the win.
You are getting off easy 'cuz she is Oriental, not black.
ReplyDelete#1 reminds me of taking driveway snow and putting it into 6 foot tall piles right in front of the kitchen window. The Goldens would then climb to the top, lie down, and survey "their" neighborhood from a vastly different viewpoint. Would have to drag the suckers inside when I was done shoveling.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy these everyday but 14 & 20 got me chuckling today. Keep up the good work and many thanks.
ReplyDeleteBill The Bunyip
# 11 for the win. 👍
ReplyDeleteKenny, thanks for #7. I had already started drinking and that sobered me up. LOL
ReplyDelete#2: So now I don't feel so weird thinking I was the only one who wants a StugIII.
ReplyDelete#12 There is no safe answer, 'OK' is as good as anything else.
ReplyDelete"Wow, you've given me lots to think about..."
DeleteIts a good answer as it buys you time to clean out your shit and move to another county.
Exile1981
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ReplyDelete#3 I never could stand Cosby; his "humor" seemed both fake and stupid. And I doubt the feelings would have been different even if he wasn't black. Redd Foxx, otoh, was a winner from an bygone era-I'd pay to see him anytime even with his "cuss like a sailor rants".
ReplyDeleteCheech and Chong. I have the hairpiece in dialect.
ReplyDelete#8 Every. Damn. Day. Sometimes I encourage them to do it even pointing out the benefits of me not working for them. Hasn't worked yet.
ReplyDeleteNumber 2. I would like to own a tank.
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